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Kobe nailed this
“Some of our greatest breakthroughs came when everything seemed to be falling apart.” – Phil Jackson Kobe Bryant once described Phil Jackson’s coaching style like this: (paraphrasing because I can’t
The Hungry Ghost
“We may not be responsible for the world that created our minds, but we can take responsibility for the mind with which we create our world.” – Gabor Maté Huge
Making mugs that scream truth at your face
I’m about to tattoo some truth onto your souls, and like that time you tried to give yourself a stick-and-poke at 2 AM (we’ve all been there), this is gonna
Stop fussing and write the damn thing
Oh, sweet baby formatting Jesus, look at this shiny, precious thing. A formatting feature in Facebook groups? Oh, the possibilities! It’s gonna be amazing for writing posts. I’m practically drooling,
Phoenix the hell out of this year
aggressively sips first coffee of 2025 while organising chaos manifestos in the murder shed We’re about to turn this year into something that makes 2024 look like a practice run
Tired of watching other creators blow up while you remain invisible?
You’re probably familiar with the proverb, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” That’s true. But here’s the real kick in the teeth. Taking that first
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New Year, Same Me
The social feeds are going to be FLOODED with “New Year, New Me” posts. So brace yourselves. Now for me. I like personal development. Growth is always a good thing.
My world is like North Korea
Good morning comrades… Here’s a little post about why my online presence is basically North Korea. And why your social media presence needs to be run like a dictator’s fever
Writers block is a lying liar that lies
This is the regular end of the year talk about that mythological beast people call “writer’s block” That mind-fucking Medusa that’s allegedly turning your creativity into stone while your muse
Rage, rage against the dying of your dreams.
In 2025 we become chaos merchants. I’m about to channel Dylan Thomas through a megaphone made of pure creative warfare. “Do not go gentle into that good night” isn’t just
My fridge looks like a dairy apocalypse
There’s a MOUNTAIN OF CHEESE currently occupying my refrigerator like some kind of cultured terrorist organisation. The thing about cheese is, It’s like story ideas… You can never have too
A CAFFEINATED CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FROM THE MURDER SHED
emotionally sips coffee while organizing gratitude notes written on gas station receipts I’m about to get uncomfortably sincere for a minute (Which is like the second time this year), and
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Demicide by Ellie Wong
Final Demicide Download word doc HERE.
Santa goes John Wick before Christmas
aggressively sips eggnog-spiked coffee from murder shed We’re all slowly winding down a little before eat more roast potatoes and all of the Christmas-y foods… I need to tell you
Is it shallow to want to make money?
“The greater the outward show, the greater the inner poverty.” – Jiddu Krishnamurti Quick note before we begin: This is our second last email before I take a (much needed)
No time for depresso, drink an espresso.
I’m about to tell you why the current state of marketing makes me want to throw my laptop into traffic while screaming Shakespeare insults at our digital overlords. The last
My brain is currently a janky windows 95 computer
So today I woke up and my skull-computer is throwing up the blue screen of death. Not because there are actual worms up there (probably), but because gestures at everything
Stop hiding behind your words
Look, I get it. You’re a writer. Your natural habitat is behind a keyboard, preferably in a dark room, possibly pantsless (or is that just me?) The thought of showing
There always need to be a reason
And that reason is I accidentally pressed send on my previous email that went out just before midnight last night, when I should’ve woken up early, edited it and make
How I learned to stop bullshitting and embraced the chaos
Here’s how I cut through the noise without becoming another crypto-bro. A follow up to yesterdays email and why this can be VERY good for you… Stop sounding like a
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5 Ways To Guarantee Goal Achievement
“Action without planning is the cause of every failure.” – Peter Drucker As the deadline approaches to register for Saturday’s workshop… 2k25: Clarity – Strategy – Execution …I want to
Ryan Gosling F’d Up 2025
“If the truth hurts, pain is our ally.” Quick item of business before we jump in: Tomorrow at midnight, registration for our final workshop of the year… 2k25: Clarity
The truth is dead
We need to talk about why telling the truth is about as effective as using a pool noodle to fight off brown bear on cocaine… spoiler alert: you’re gonna get
The most dangerous game known to man
“Beware the old soldier. He’s old for a reason.” – Taylor Sheridan, Lioness I just finished watching Lioness… A (banger) show about a small CIA special forces unit that hunts
How To Set Goals You’ll Actually Achieve
“Hope is not a strategy.” – James Cameron Want a quick masterclass in setting goals you’ll actually achieve? It’ll only take a few minutes, but I need you to
























