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  • The Hungry Ghost

    “We may not be responsible for the world that created our minds, but we can take responsibility for the mind with which we create our world.” – Gabor Maté

    Huge belly, tiny mouth.


    Always hungry, never full.


    This is the state of The Hungry Ghost that lives within each of us:

    Always wanting but never getting, because the more it gets, the more it wants.


    The Hungry Ghost is a metaphor for the impulsive human mind, taught in various forms by nearly every spiritual tradition throughout history.


    ​It is the impulse that drives us to do more of what makes us sick, and less of what makes us healthy.


    To reach for our phone without reason, and scroll without knowing what we’re looking for.


    To eat what satisfies our mouth but harms our body.


    To hunt for pleasure that stunts our progress.


    To seek validation from others instead of from within.


    The Hungry Ghost sits at the root of our pain, our suffering, and our dysfunction…


    Feeding on what makes us sick, and growing hungrier with every bite.


    And there is only one antidote:


    ​Stop feeding it.


    Whatever your own Hungry Ghost is growing hungrier for…


    …Whatever you are doing that you know you need to stop doing…


    …That is holding you back or even hurting you:


    ​Stop, and let it starve.


    Yes, The Hungry Ghost will scream.


    It will wail and howl and beg.


    But each time we refuse, its cries grow quieter.


    It loses power, and begins to shrink.


    And, as it shrinks:


    ​We begin to grow.

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  • Making mugs that scream truth at your face

    I’m about to tattoo some truth onto your souls, and like that time you tried to give yourself a stick-and-poke at 2 AM (we’ve all been there), this is gonna sting.

    First off, let’s talk about those “New Year, New Me” posts flooding your timeline like a sewage backup of false promises.

    You know the ones. They’ve got the lifespan of a mayfly with commitment issues.

    Everything you are right now.

    Every victory, every face-plant into the concrete sidewalk of reality, every “well, that plan went to hell in a handbasket” moment.

    It’s ALL ON YOU.

    WAIT!

    Don’t throw your device across the room like it just insulted your mother.

    I know what’s screaming in your skull palace right now

    “But Stephen, what about that editor who ghosted me?”

    “What about when my laptop died mid-manuscript?”

    “What about when the squirrels stole my outline?”

    Even when it’s not your fault, MAKING IT YOUR FAULT is your superpower

    Let’s do some soul-surgery with these questions (grab your notebook)

    1. What bullshit story are you telling yourself about why you’re not writing/creating/conquering? (Be brutal. Your ego’s been asking for a beating)
    2. If everything was 100% your fault, what would you do differently tomorrow? (This one’s gonna hurt worse than gas station sushi)
    3. What are you avoiding owning because it’s easier to blame Mercury being in Gatorade? (Yeah, THAT thing)
    4. If Future You kicked down your door right now, what would they scream about your current weak-sauce mindset?

    The moment you start treating every obstacle like it’s a personal invitation to level up your game, that’s when shit gets real. That’s when you transform from background character to protagonist in your own weird-ass story.

    You’re not a victim of circumstances. You’re the slightly unhinged architect of your own destiny. Even when life’s being a complete thunderweasel, your response is your responsibility.

    So grab your metaphorical sword (or actual sword – I don’t judge, I write in a murder shed), and start owning every piece of your story. Even the parts that make you want to hide under your desk with a family-size bag of chocolate and your emotional support coffee mug.

    Stephen Walker

    http://stphnwlkr.com/

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this without pants while making “Own Your Chaos” mugs. Multitasking is my superpower.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window seem inspired. This is concerning.

    P.P.P.S. No refunds on personal growth. Terms and conditions may apply. Side effects may include increased responsibility and decreased ability to blame Mercury retrograde for your problems

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  • Stop fussing and write the damn thing

    Oh, sweet baby formatting Jesus, look at this shiny, precious thing.

    A formatting feature in Facebook groups?

    Oh, the possibilities!

    It’s gonna be amazing for writing posts. I’m practically drooling, imagining perfectly spaced lines, clean breaks between paragraphs, the kind of formatting that’d make Helvetica weep.

    And then reality comes along, kicks down the door, and smacks me upside the head with a chair.

    Because what happens? You spend hours fiddling. Hours. Spaces, line breaks, indents, making sure it all looks just so. And then—oh, and then—it shits the bed.

    It collapses into a flaming pile of hot, glitchy garbage.

    Your carefully curated masterpiece looks like it was formatted by a drunk squirrel with a vendetta against whitespace.

    But you know what?

    This isn’t about Facebook formatting. Not really.

    I mean this also just an email…

    And totally not me telling you need to join my group because I’m going to sharing even more in depth posts over there…

    It’s about perfectionism.

    Perfectionism is the serial killer of creativity. It wears a mask of virtue, whispering sweet nothings in your ear: “I just want it to be right. I just want it to look good. I just want it to be perfect.” Meanwhile, your story is bleeding out on the floor, dying a slow, agonising death by a thousand tiny, nitpicky cuts.

    So here’s what I’ve started doing. I write my posts/emails in Notepad. Basic-ass, boring Notepad. No formatting, no distractions, no blinking cursor judging me like it’s auditioning for a Black Mirror episode. Just words on a screen. And then I throw it into Facebook and let the formatting gods do their worst and here in these emails I just spice it up so it makes your reading a little easier…

    Because here’s the thing: You’re wasting time. You’re wasting so much time. The same way you waste time adjusting margins, downloading new fonts, or rearranging your desktop icons for the thirteenth time today. Your coffee’s cold. Your post is unwritten. Your story is still a limping idea trapped in your head.

    And somewhere out there in the multiverse, your future readers—your audience, your people—are aging. They’re waiting for the book or post or story you’re too scared to write badly.

    Stop it.

    STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

    Here’s the unglamorous, unsexy truth about writing.

    It’s not about inspiration striking like a goddamn lightning bolt from Olympus. It’s about showing up. Every day. Like a stubborn postal worker in a hurricane.

    “Neither snow, nor rain, nor poorly aligned paragraphs shall stay this writer from their appointed word count.”

    You don’t need perfect. Perfect is a lie. Perfect is quicksand and it just filled with procrastination.

    Because here’s what’s going to happen:

    • Facebook will eat your formatting.
    • Microsoft Word will crash and take your unsaved work with it.
    • Scrivener will update itself into a whole new language just when you’ve finally figured out how to use it.

    The universe does not care about your pursuit of perfect. The universe mocks your Helvetica fetish. (And I get it—god, I love Helvetica—but still.)

    So write it anyway. Write it messy. Write it ugly. Write it like a caffeinated squirrel fighting a keyboard. That’s not a bug; it’s a feature.

    First drafts are supposed to look like a crime scene. You’ll clean it up later. Polish comes later. Right now, your only job is to vomit those words onto the page.

    Want to know the big secret handshake of successful writers?

    They finish the damn thing.

    That’s it. That’s the secret. They wrote the book, ugly and raw and messy as hell. They finished it. Because a finished, imperfect book is worth infinitely more than the perfect one still trapped in your head.

    So close the tab with writing tips. Shut down Pinterest. Stop rearranging your desk like it’s some sacred writing ritual. Open literally anything that can hold words, and write.

    Write like someone’s holding your coffee hostage.

    Write like autocorrect isn’t actively plotting your demise.

    Write like there’s a fire in your gut and the only way to put it out is to get the words down.

    Write the messy Facebook post. Write the ugly first draft. Hit send. Hit save.

    Done is better than perfect.

    The world doesn’t need another perfect manuscript gathering dust on an old hard drive that’s one power surge away from death. The world needs your story. The messy, imperfect, glorious chaos only you can create.

    So go. Write it. Make it ugly. Make it real. Make it yours.

    And for the love of all that’s holy, hit save occasionally. Because nothing kills the soul quite like losing a banger of a post to a browser crash.

    Now get to it.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com/theleague

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  • Phoenix the hell out of this year

    aggressively sips first coffee of 2025 while organising chaos manifestos in the murder shed

    We’re about to turn this year into something that makes 2024 look like a practice run at life.

    First off, let’s talk about what we’re leaving behind in 2024:

    • Self-doubt (that toxic ex who keeps drunk-texting your creativity)
    • Imposter syndrome (that roommate who never pays rent but eats all your food)
    • Creative blocks (they can go live with your high school English teacher)
    • Whatever the hell Twitter/X is doing (seriously, what IS that?)
    • People who say “just write” (straight to jail)

    Now, let’s talk about what we’re bringing into 2025:

    CONSISTENCY:

    Not the boring kind where you eat the same sad lunch every day, but the kind where you:

    • Show up for your art like it’s a caffeine addiction
    • Write even when your brain is throwing a tantrum
    • Create with the regularity
    • Build habits that make the chaos productive

    COMMUNITY:

    We’re building something here, A tribe of:

    • Creative lunatics
    • Word-wielding warriors
    • Art-making anarchists
    • Coffee-powered revolutionaries
    • Pants-optional professionals

    PEACE:

    Not the boring kind where everything’s quiet and still (gross), but the chaotic peace of:

    • Knowing your weird is your superpower
    • Understanding that your path doesn’t have to look like anyone else’s
    • Accepting that sometimes your best writing happens at 3 AM while arguing with squirrels
    • Finding calm in the creative storm

    This is the year we:

    • Write the weird stuff
    • Make the art that scares us
    • Build the things that make normal people uncomfortable

    2025 isn’t just going to be a year. It’s your personal renaissance, your creative revolution, your artistic uprising. And you’ve got an army of equally unhinged creators right here with you.

    Here’s to:

    • More words
    • Better art
    • Stronger coffee
    • Fewer pants
    • Zero fucks given about “proper” creative processes

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this while pantsless. New year, same chaos.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window have new notebooks. They’re obviously planning something for 2025.

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  • Tired of watching other creators blow up while you remain invisible?

    You’re probably familiar with the proverb, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

    That’s true.

    But here’s the real kick in the teeth.

    Taking that first step means jackshit if you’re walking in circles.

    Let’s be honest.

    You’ve started projects, built worlds, created art… only to watch them die in obscurity while some teenager on TikTok gets famous for eating soap. (Don’t eat soap, kids.)

    You’ve probably got notebooks full of ideas, hard drives packed with unfinished stories, and a gnawing feeling that you’re missing something crucial.

    I get it. I’ve been there.

    That hellish loop of creating something awesome, throwing it into the void, and hearing nothing but crickets.

    It’s like screaming into a pillow made of rejection letters and zero social media engagement.

    The worst part? Watching other creators build rabid fanbases while you’re still trying to convince your mom to read your blog.

    Here’s the thing, though.

    You don’t have to keep banking on luck or praying to the tech overlord-gods.

    I’m taken everything I learned from 15+ years of building worlds, writing books, tech sales and growing an audience of art-loving weirdos, and distilled it into a place to hang out that doesn’t require you to sell your soul or dance like a monkey on social media.

    It works by tapping into the psychological triggers that make people not just notice your work, but become evangelists for it.

    (What marketing nerds call “organic advocacy” – fancy, right?)

    If you’re ready to stop being the internet’s best-kept secret, if you’re tired of creating amazing stuff that nobody sees, then this is the roadmap you’ve been missing.

    I’ve been having a chat to a lovely human who I absolutely adore and we’ve both noticed that social media in general is just a cesspool of sell sell sell.

    There’s no community and no connection and while some people are pushing for certain platforms…

    What’s considered OG (Facebook) is still the best place to hang.

    So in 2025 I’ll be opening up a Facebook group.

    My plan is to make it the most fun and most addictive place you’ve ever hung out online.

    It’ll be going back to the old blogging days of sharing, where you can be yourself without judgement.

    There will be strict laws, rules and a manifesto to follow.

    You’ll get to pick my brain and I’m already working on everything I’m creating into modules you can learn from.

    And I hope when you do join, you start to apply what you learn and create your own group aka cult of raving fans.

    2025 is going to be all about going back to community and that’s my prediction, but not many people know how to do that. I’ll be sharing the secret sauce, cause what works here in my emails to you. Is addictive on Facebook.

    So let’s end 2024 on a high and get ready to kick 2025’s ass.

    Stop watching other creators live your dream. It’s time for you to build the audience YOUR art deserves and I’ll catch you next year

    To Art + Chaos and Community.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Seriously, don’t eat soap.

    P.P.S. I’ll need to get one of you to help keep the squirrels out…

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  • New Year, Same Me

    The social feeds are going to be FLOODED with “New Year, New Me” posts.

    So brace yourselves.

    Now for me. I like personal development. Growth is always a good thing.

    Doing the inner work is a must, even if it makes you curl up in a corner and ugly cry while eating the left over cheeses and Christmas cake.

    The thing is. We’re creative folk. We do things differently. We are quick to help others out of a jam but we definitely neglect ourselves in that sense.

    So let’s do something a little different in 2025.

    Love ourselves more and know fully that we deserve ALL of the good things coming up.

    We have this odd self image of ourselves that can stop us from making the necessary changes that’ll move us closer to our ideal lives.

    Yes it’s okay to have bad days and I fully encourage you to sit with all of those emotions and work through them.

    When you ignore them and try bottle them up inside. When they do come out, they come out with a vengeance and people who are caught in the crossfire get utterly demolished by it.

    This is a little more of a serious musing inspired by another lovely human who I adore.

    So let’s go in to 2025 loving ourselves a little more than we did before and realise that it’s all a beautiful journey of growth and self acceptance.

    Dig deep, eve if it sucks and hurts and makes you want to give up, cause that’s where the real change happens.

    We just need to be consistent about it and also not forget to have fun as well. Go back to the things you did that set your soul on fire.

    Read, write, paint, sing, play games, watch your favourite series and movies…EAT more cheese. Drink more amazing coffee…

    You name it. If it makes you happy, do more of it and be ruthless to the things that suck the energy right out of you.

    Stephen Walker

    stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. No squirrels were seen today. I think they know that I’m on to them…

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  • My world is like North Korea

    Good morning comrades…

    Here’s a little post about why my online presence is basically North Korea.

    And why your social media presence needs to be run like a dictator’s fever dream.

    You need to create a manifesto of some sorts, except it needs to be fun and here’s why…

    When people follow you they’re given;

    1. THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE

    Your subscribers, fans and followers aren’t just following you. They’re being GRANTED ACCESS to your carefully curated realm of creativity.

    Like any good communist state, they should feel privileged to be there.

    Sure, they could leave, but why would they want to when you’re providing:

    • Daily rations of unhinged wisdom
    • Strategic deployments of coffee-fuelled insights
    • Carefully controlled doses of behind-the-scenes chaos
    • The warm embrace of collective creative madness
    1. THE SOCIAL CONTRACT

    Every communist dictatorship needs its rules.

    Your followers aren’t just clicking “follow” They’re signing a social contract written in metaphorical blood stains and rebellion.

    They need to…

    • Respect the collective
    • Share the propaganda (I mean, content)
    • Support your fellow comrades
    • Never question why I write without pants
    1. THE GREAT PURGE

    Sometimes, you need to clean house like Stalin cleaning his Twitter feed if he had one that is…

    • Trolls? Straight to the gulag but right after you profit from exposing them to the commune.
    • Spam bots? Off to the salt mines.
    • Energy vampires? Immediate exile.
    • People who say “just write”? Believe it or not, also gulag time…
    1. THE INNER CIRCLE

    Create a hierarchy that would make Lenin proud:

    • Outer Circle: Regular followers (the proletariat)
    • Middle Circle: Engaged commenters (the party members)
    • Inner Circle: True believers who get your most unhinged jokes (the politburo)
    • Inner-Inner Circle: People who understand why the squirrels are government spies etc.

    It’s about creating language and in-jokes / references that only you and your community understand.

    When people leave or if they get banned for not following your ways you can introduce:

    1. THE REHABILITATION PROGRAM

    For those who wish to return after exile:

    • Written self-criticism (must include at least three coffee metaphors)
    • Public acknowledgment of their capitalist content crimes
    • Solemn vow to never again suggest that Comic Sans is acceptable
    • Tribute in the form of good coffee beans or anything else you deem valid for re-entry and even then it’s not guaranteed.

    When creating content you need to think of it as a:

    1. THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE

    Your content isn’t just content, it needs to come across as state-sponsored art:

    • Every post should reinforce the collective narrative
    • Every story should strengthen the community bonds
    • Every joke should remind them why they pledged allegiance to you
    • Every coffee reference should be both threatening and comforting

    As you can tell, I write about a lot of topics which tie in to what I do.

    There’s always a common theme mixed with a little humour.

    I’m a coffee snob, I make jokes about the squirrels and I don’t take anything too seriously.

    Metaphors and analogies are how I get my ideas and points across and they’re used to indoctrinate you into my way of thinking.

    When you do this you need to remember that what you’re building is a MOVEMENT.

    There should always be a summary of your laws that you spread every now and then.

    Not everyone is going to see all of your messages, so you need to reinforce it and re-share it.

    Make it a pinned post on Twitter or Facebook, create a blog post. Reference it in emails every now and then.

    When people come into my world they know…

    1. The Leader (that’s me) is always right
    2. If the Leader is wrong, refer to Law 1
    3. Coffee is mandatory
    4. Pants are optional
    5. Squirrels are suspicious

    Obviously you can make up your own laws / maxims / rules but they need to part of you and what you’d consider your “brand”

    I’m here to make things fun and give you a little bit of entertainment from all of the wild stuff going on in the world.

    In 2025 like everything else, the focus should be on a community. People crave being part of a collective of others who aspire to or look up to someone who is on a mission. Whether it’s to inspire them to do the same or if they just want to tag along for the ride.

    As more people get glued to Youtube and Tiktok and have their brain rot because it’s designed just to get you to waste time. A lot of the content is there to get you distracted for a few minutes here and there.

    A community is where you can come together and share ideas and just find people who are like you to talk to and become friends with.

    After all, everything out there should be used as tools to suck people into your world (community) and that should be the aim for 2025 and onwards.

    Stephen Walker

    stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Yes, this manifesto was written without pants, as all great revolutionary documents should be.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window are taking notes. I’ve seen them organizing. They’re definitely CIA.

    P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my murder shed, planning the next phase of our creative revolution while drinking coffee strong enough to raise Marx from the dead.

    GLORY TO THE CREATIVE COLLECTIVE!

    (Terms and conditions apply. No refunds. All hail the tasty black bean juice.)

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    Unit 146317
    PO Box 7169
    Poole
    BH15 9EL
    United Kingdom

  • Writers block is a lying liar that lies

    This is the regular end of the year talk about that mythological beast people call “writer’s block”

    That mind-fucking Medusa that’s allegedly turning your creativity into stone while your muse drinks Mai Tais in Maui with your motivation.

    PLOT TWIST: It’s all horseshit.

    (Yeah, I said it. Come at me with your artisanal fountain pens and vintage Moleskines.)

    I’ve got a cute one with a little lego patch on and I can stick things on it, so yeah I guess you’re jealous, now eh?

    But here’s a little meat-marinated truth sandwich, served with a side of wake-the-fuck-up sauce…

    Writer’s block is about as real as Shakespeare’s Twitter account or my chances of winning “Britain’s Next Top Productivity Guru.” What you’re actually experiencing is one of these shit-shellacked situations:

    1. Your brain is playing Pokemon Go with your anxiety
    2. Depression is sitting on your face like a narcoleptic elephant (Definitely not the type of sexy thing you were probably thing that involves, never mind…)
    3. Your inner editor has gone full Dictator Mode™ (now with 100% more self-loathing!)
    4. You’re afraid of writing hot garbage (NEWSFLASH: we all write hot garbage and I mean I write hell of a lot of hot garbage.)

    “But Stephen,” you whimper into your fourth cup of coffee, “I can’t even get out of bed, let alone write the next Great American Novel!”

    THAT’S EXACTLY WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WRITING.

    Think of writing like a constipated dragon.

    Sometimes all you need is one tiny spark to get things moving. (Sorry for that image. Actually, no I’m not.)

    Here’s your depression-proof battle plan on the days where your creativity told you to eat shit:

    • Write ONE sentence. Just one. Even if it’s “Fuck this day with a rusty spork.”
    • Write it BADLY. Channel your inner drunken raccoon trying to write poetry while wearing oven mitts.
    • Write in BED. Your laptop knows what it signed up for.
    • Write ANYTHING. Grocery lists. Hate mail to your writer’s block. Fanfiction about your coffee maker.

    The thing about writing when your brain is being a spectacular asshole, is it’s like doing push-ups with your creativity. Every word is a middle finger that ripples out into the distance. Every sentence is a tiny revolution against the darkness you feel your self getting sucked in to.

    (And yes, I just compared writing to exercise. I’m as disappointed in me as you are.)

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! (RIP BILLY MAYS)

    The secret sauce, the holy grail, the philosophical butter on this truth sandwich is this:

    Writing isn’t about waiting for inspiration to descend like some kind of muse-shaped UberEats delivery. It’s about showing up, day after day, even when your brain feels like it’s been replaced with expired cottage cheese.

    Remember this from some of my favourite writers:

    • Hemingway wrote hungover
    • Mary Shelley wrote while grieving
    • Kafka wrote with crushing anxiety
    • I’m writing this while my coffee maker judges me silently

    The point isn’t to write well. The point is to write AT ALL.

    Think of each word as a tiny light in the darkness, like a firefly with a drinking problem – it might not be flying straight, but it’s still making light, dammit.

    Now, get your ass in that chair (or stay in bed, I’m not your mom) and write something. Anything. Even if it’s just:

    “Dear Writer’s Block,

    Eat a bag of dicks.

    Sincerely,

    Me”

    Because that’s still writing,That’s still moving the needle. That’s still telling your brain-demons to go fuck themselves with a thesaurus.

    One last thing to remember is, writer’s block can’t read. But you can write. And that’s your superpower.

    (And if anyone asks, tell them your unhinged writing coach said it was okay.)

    Now go out and ART HARDER

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

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  • Rage, rage against the dying of your dreams.

    In 2025 we become chaos merchants.

    I’m about to channel Dylan Thomas through a megaphone made of pure creative warfare.

    “Do not go gentle into that good night” isn’t just poetry anymore.

    It needs to be a battle cry and part of our Manifest for 2025.

    We’re not tiptoeing into the new year like we’re trying not to wake up our inner critics.

    We’re kick-flipping through its front door while dual-wielding creativity like we’re in some kind of artistic John Woo movie.

    Let’s be honest for a second or two. The last four years have been a dumpster fire wrapped in a train wreck, stuffed inside a carnival of chaos.

    Since 2020, we’ve been living in what feels like a badly written dystopian novel where the editor just gave up and said “fuck it, print it.”

    But you know what? ENOUGH of all that bs.

    We’re done with these things:

    Playing small

    Writing safe

    Creating cautiously

    Waiting for permission

    Making excuses

    Living in the shadow of “what if”

    2025 isn’t just another year we’re going to let roll out and do whatever.

    Tit’s our revenge story against mediocrity. It’s time to go full John Wick on our creative blocks, except instead of a pencil, we’re armed with…

    Unhinged imagination, caffeinated determination, the kind of attitude that makes squirrels nervous and whatever the hell comes out of our brain at 3 AM.

    (Yes 3AM is just something spiritual to me at this point)

    This isn’t about “new year, new me”

    That’s bumper sticker philosophy for people who think missionary position is adventurous.

    This is about “new year, same chaos goblin, but now with PURPOSE.”

    Your dreams? Not just wishes anymore. They’re targets.

    Your goals? Not just plans. They’re declarations of war.

    Your creativity? Some people called it a hobby. It’s NOW, your weapon of choice.

    When December 2025 rolls around, I want us all to look back and say, “Holy shit, did I really do all that?” while covered in the metaphorical blood, sweat, and coffee stains of whatever creative battle we’re going to head in to.

    Mediocrity is comfortable. It’s safe. It’s the warm bath of creative death. But you weren’t built for comfortable.

    You were built for;

    Stories that punch readers in the face

    Art that makes people question reality

    Content that makes the our tech overlords cry

    Creation that leaves an actual mark out in the world

    So rage, Rage against playing it safe.

    Rage against “maybe later.”

    Rage against every “you can’t” that’s ever been thrown at you.

    Rage against the dying of your creative light until it becomes a forest fire of pure artistic bliss.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this manifesto without pants. Revolution doesn’t require formal wear.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window are stockpiling nuts like they know what’s coming. THEY SHOULD BE AFRAID.

    P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my murder shed, planning creative warfare while drinking coffee strong enough to raise the dead.

    Also, Dylan Thomas wasn’t just writing poetry. He was giving us permission to burn down the house of mediocrity and build something beautiful from its ashes.

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  • My fridge looks like a dairy apocalypse

    There’s a MOUNTAIN OF CHEESE currently occupying my refrigerator like some kind of cultured terrorist organisation.

    The thing about cheese is, It’s like story ideas…

    You can never have too many, and some of them get better with age. Currently, my fridge looks like a French cheese shop had a torrid affair with a Wisconsin dairy farm, and their offspring has staged a coup.

    The cycle is eternal:

    Buy Christmas cheese
    
    Eat Christmas cheese
    
    Buy more cheese because you're running low on Christmas cheese
    
    Find forgotten Christmas cheese behind newer cheese
    
    Repeat until the heat death of the universe

    It’s the circle of life, if life was made entirely of dairy products and poor impulse control.

    So while there’s still festivities about. I’m just trying my best to not get sucked into a lactose induced coma.

    But it’s going to be a day of Christmas movies, again.

    Also, tell me about your Christmas. What was good, bad and all the things in between. Did YOU have a enough cheese?

    Hit reply. Don’t be shy.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this without pants while eating Brie at 3 AM.
    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window are judging my cheese-to-human ratio. JUDGE AWAY, RODENTS.
    P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be building a fortress of Gouda and regret

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  • A CAFFEINATED CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FROM THE MURDER SHED

    emotionally sips coffee while organizing gratitude notes written on gas station receipts

    I’m about to get uncomfortably sincere for a minute (Which is like the second time this year), and we all know that’s not my natural state.

    This year has been wilder than that time I tried to fight a goose while hopped up on my ninth espresso. We’ve survived AI trying to steal our jobs, billionaires playing space cowboys, and whatever the hell happened on Twitter/X/Whatever-It’s-Called-This-Week.

    But you know what made it all worthwhile? You beautiful creative meat sacks showing up here, reading my unhinged rants about writing, creativity, and why pants are optional when crafting fiction.

    You’ve turned this little corner of the internet into something special, like a coffee shop run by perfectly chaotic librarians who occasionally break into interpretive dance.

    Thank you for letting me into your inbox like some kind of word-gremlin.

    Thank you for making this place feel like home, if home was run by slightly unhinged creative types who think 3 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start writing.

    So whether you’re:

    Traveling (may your flights be smooth and your road trip snacks plentiful)

    Staying put (may your WiFi be strong and your coffee stronger)

    Celebrating (eat ALL the cheeses)

    Not celebrating (may your day be peaceful and your Netflix queue endless)

    Just existing (you’re doing great, keep breathing)

    Remember this: You matter. Your stories matter. Your art matters. Even if right now it feels like you’re just screaming into the void, know that somewhere out here, another creative like you is screaming back in solidarity.

    Stephen Walker
    https://stphnwlkr.com/

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this heartfelt message without pants. Traditions matter.
    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window seem touched. Or they’re plotting something. Hard to tell with squirrels.
    P.P.P.S. May your holidays be bright, your coffee be strong, and your creative spirits be unbreakable.

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  • Santa goes John Wick before Christmas

    aggressively sips eggnog-spiked coffee from murder shed

    We’re all slowly winding down a little before eat more roast potatoes and all of the Christmas-y foods…

    I need to tell you about the greatest Christmas violence since Hans Gruber fell from Nakatomi Plaza.

    You know how sometimes you need a break from writing about murder to watch some murder instead?

    Well, let me introduce you to Violent Night, where Santa Claus goes full John Wick on some unfortunate bastards who clearly didn’t read the “naughty list” fine print.

    David Harbour (looking like me after a three-day writing binge) plays Santa, but instead of just dropping presents down chimneys, he’s dropping bodies. It’s like someone took every Christmas movie cliché and gave it a battlefield promotion.

    The premise is simple. Bad guys try to ruin Christmas. Santa says “ho-ho-holy shit” and proceeds to turn festive decorations into weapons of yuletide destruction. It’s everything I never knew I needed in a Christmas movie, and I once wrote a 3,000-word essay about why Die Hard is the greatest holiday film ever made. I’ll have to dig it up sometime.

    What makes this beautiful film work is that it’s exactly what it says on the tin. No pretence.

    No “but what does Christmas really mean?” philosophical nonsense. Just Santa going full Viking (yes, that’s actually part of the plot) on people who definitely won’t be getting presents this year. Unless you count concussions as presents.

    It’s the perfect movie to watch while taking a break from your own writing, questioning your life choices, wondering if you could fight off home invaders with Christmas decorations and drinking something festive and possibly questionable.

    The best part? It’s basically a masterclass in genre-blending storytelling. They took two completely different concepts (jolly gift-giving and brutal revenge), threw them in a blender, and somehow made it work. As a writer, that’s the kind of beautiful chaos we should all aspire to create.

    Stephen Walker

    Obviously I was going to put the trailer in here cause now you’re curious and want some of THAT festive cheer

    P.S. Yes, I watched this without pants. Santa doesn’t judge.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window seemed disturbed by my enthusiastic cheering during the hammer scene. GOOD.

    P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my murder shed, writing a spec script for “Easter Bunny: Chapter 1 – The Hop of Vengeance.” probably…

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  • Is it shallow to want to make money?

    “The greater the outward show, the greater the inner poverty.” – Jiddu Krishnamurti

    Quick note before we begin:


    This is our second last email before I take a (much needed) holiday break.


    Our final email will land sometime later this week.


    (I’m thinking of writing it during my flight to Costa Rica on Wednesday. So it will probably arrive on Thurs or Fri.)


    Today, I want to finally, definitively, answer the very silly question…


    ​“Is it shallow to want to make money?”

    …Which is usually accompanied by even sillier answers like:


    “Yes” or “no.”


    Because as usual, the correct answer is:


    “It depends.”


    ​Depth is a measure of the part of your psyche the motivation comes from.


    Is it coming from a superficial, fear-based impulse to impress others so you can feel worthy?


    To gain status? To stunt?


    To flash shiny things that hide deeper insecurities?


    If so, welcome to the kiddie pool.


    ​Splash around all you like, just don’t pretend you’re swimming in the Olympics.


    Or, maybe your motivation is coming from the very normal need to provide for yourself and your family.


    To to live well, free from survival pressure.


    To do good work in an honest way.


    Well, that’s deeper.


    Deeper still…


    ​Maybe you want to make money to fuel a greater vision:


    A creative imperative, a purpose, a project that pushes humanity forward.


    That’s even deeper.


    Of course:


    ​We all go shallow before we can go deep.


    And for many of us, the kiddie pool is where we learn how to swim.


    All good, fair play.


    The only shame is to never graduate to the deep end:


    ​To never experience how vast this ocean can be.


    Bottom line, there are levels to the game.


    And making money for the sake of making money is only level one.

    • T


    ​P.S. A huge, enormous, gigantic shout-out to everyone who joined our 2k25 clarity – strategy – execution workshop on Saturday.


    One entrepreneur’s review:

    “I can easily say today changed the entire trajectory of my year.

    Clarity and strategy is something I struggled with for years. I now feel more empowered to accomplish my goals than I ever have.

    This workshop, in one single day, has given me all the tools necessary to succeed.”

    • Ethan Simons, co-founder Bullish Events


    Another simply said:


    ​”Toby Maguire got bit by a spider. You must have been bit by a GOAT.”

    • Nicolas Bruno, business student


    ​We did that sh*t, y’all.

    So, so good. ​

    ​Just remember…




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  • No time for depresso, drink an espresso.

    I’m about to tell you why the current state of marketing makes me want to throw my laptop into traffic while screaming Shakespeare insults at our digital overlords.

    The last year has been about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow motion while someone explains cryptocurrency.

    Every email, every sales page, every “revolutionary” marketing approach has been as predictable as my morning coffee addiction

    (which is to say, VERY)

    Close your eyes and imagine this:

    You’re at a party. There are two people trying to tell you about their products/business/self etc.

    Person A is wearing a suit, droning on about “paradigm shifts” and “synergistic opportunities” like they’re reading from a Business Buzzword Bingo card.

    Person B is dressed like a chaos goblin, telling you wild stories about how they discovered their product formula while fighting off raccoons in their backyard at 3 AM, and somehow making it relevant to your life through a series of increasingly unhinged but entertaining metaphors.

    Who are you going to remember? Who are you going to want to hear more from?

    We’re not just competing with other marketers anymore. We’re competing with:

    TikTok dancing pandas

    Instagram reels of people falling into pools

    YouTube videos of cats knocking things off tables

    Netflix’s entire content library (Tbh I should get an achievement for completing Netflix in 2024)

    That weird thing your aunt shared on Facebook

    And we’re showing up to this entertainment Thunderdome with… bullet points and testimonials?

    (I can’t help myself with making Mad Max references cause it’s ONE of my favourite Christmas movies, okay…)

    WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BURNING ENGAGEMENT METRICS.

    I’ve spent the last year watching my inbox fill up with emails that have all the personality of a corporate tax return.

    It’s like everyone forgot that humans are basically just storytelling monkeys with credit cards and anxiety.

    You want to know what works? ADVENTURE. CHAOS. FUN.

    Example: I once wrote a sales page for a writing course that was structured like a choose-your-own-adventure book. Was it professional? Hell no. Did it convert? Like a caffeinated squirrel finding an unattended nut warehouse.

    People bought because:

    1. They were entertained
    2. They wanted to see what other crazy shit I’d come up with
    3. The actual product was good (important detail)
    4. They felt like they were part of something more interesting than another “7-step system to success”

    Here’s another little nugget of truth: Your audience doesn’t wake up in the morning thinking, “Gosh, I hope someone tries to sell me something today in the most boring way possible!”

    They want:

    Stories that make them forget they’re being sold to

    Characters they can relate to (even if that character is your caffeinated, pantsless marketing persona)

    Adventures they can be part of

    Entertainment that doesn’t make them feel like they’re reading a terms of service agreement

    So here’s my challenge to you as we sneak into 2025.

    Stop being boring. Stop writing like you’re trying to impress your high school English teacher. Start writing like you’re telling stories at a bar after your third Espresso Martini (or whatever your beverage of choice is)

    The little known secret that everyone forgets is…

    People will buy from you not just because they need your stuff, but because they want to be part of your story.

    They want to be part of something fun, something different, something that makes them feel alive in all of this digital world of “limited-time offers” and “exclusive bonuses.”

    Stephen Walker

    AND OFC I AM DEFINITELY NOT DRINKING AN ESPRESSO MARTINI IN THIS PICTURE YOU’RE NOT GONNA CLICK ON

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this entire manifesto without pants. It’s part of my brand now.

    P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window are taking notes. They’re clearly planning something.

    P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my murder shed, writing sales pages that make people question their reality while being entertained enough to actually read them.

    Remember: Life’s too short for boring marketing. Make it weird. Make it fun. Make it memorable. And for the love of all things caffeinated, make it something that doesn’t make people want to gouge their eyes out with a rusty spoon.

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  • My brain is currently a janky windows 95 computer

    So today I woke up and my skull-computer is throwing up the blue screen of death.

    Not because there are actual worms up there (probably), but because gestures at everything THIS and points at calendar THAT have turned my neural networks into a malfunctioning carousel operated by God knows what.

    I completely whiffed on the gift guide this year and by the time my brain cells held their emergency meeting, it was too late. “Hey, let’s do a gift guide!” screamed one neuron. “Sir, it’s December 22nd,” replied another, more responsible neuron, before being thrown out the window.

    So I got 2 secret Santa thingies and well, hopefully people don’t end up crying.

    My brain has gone full goldfish. It’s floating in its glass… its glass… its spherical fish apartment… its goldfish palantir… FISHBOWL.

    (It took me longer to remember that word than it takes to brew coffee, and that’s saying something which is weird cause I’m usually pretty good with this whole words thing)

    I feel like I’m iving in the eternal now because looking backward is like stepping on scripted word-y landmines, and looking forward feels like volunteering for a black hole vacation, which tbh. Sounds pretty cool.

    But it’s fine! Everything’s fine! My brain is totally not a dumpster fire!

    The end of 2024 is near and well it’s been wild. So I’m going to ease into the new year with some more books I’ve treated myself to.

    So if you fancy the equivalent of Deadpool + Vampires you need to check this out…

    I’m a few chapters in and it’s entertaining as all heck.

    Stephen Walker

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  • Stop hiding behind your words

    Look, I get it. You’re a writer. Your natural habitat is behind a keyboard, preferably in a dark room, possibly pantsless (or is that just me?)

    The thought of showing your face or gasp SPEAKING makes you want to crawl into your murder shed and never come out.

    BUT HERE’S THE THING.

    I know you’re not here just for the words. You’re buying into what is considered my own little circus, where I make the rules.

    You want the full disaster experience. You want to see the crazy behind the prose, hear the unhinged voice behind the vocabulary.

    Another way to think of this is like this…

    I’m not building just a readership, I’m cultivating a cult (the legal, non-poisoned-Kool-Aid kind) And cults need more than just sacred walls of text.

    They need a presence, a voice, a face of their perpetually exhausted leader.

    So my mission for 2025 be this;

    Write my face off (obviously)

    Show the suck (photos/screenshots)

    Record my high on caffeine rants (audio/video)

    And house it where it’s easily accessible. (A commune of sorts)

    I know when people connect with my flavour of madness. They won’t just be buying my books/stories/products they’ll be investing in my entire apocalyptic aesthetic.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    P.S. Yes, I recorded this email’s audio version without pants but it was a bit shitty cause I was out in the wind.

    P.P.S. The squirrels filming my content look concerned. GOOD.

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  • There always need to be a reason

    And that reason is I accidentally pressed send on my previous email that went out just before midnight last night, when I should’ve woken up early, edited it and make it not so long…

    So you get 2 emails from me today, as a treat.

    Think of that as an early Christmas present…

    The other reason is to keep people guessing what’s coming next.

    I usually like to make things vague-ish and entertaining and then send your eyeballs elsewhere to check things out.

    If you can create intrigue and curiosity with whatever it is you’re doing. There will be fans that will follow along for the ride.

    After all, we’re all voyeurs.

    You definitely don’t want to click on this link and watch this video, cause it can be used for good, evil or fun and profits.

    Stephen Walker

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  • How I learned to stop bullshitting and embraced the chaos

    Here’s how I cut through the noise without becoming another crypto-bro.

    A follow up to yesterdays email and why this can be VERY good for you…

    1. KILL THE CORPORATE VOICE

    Stop sounding like a LinkedIn algorithm had a baby with a customer service manual

    Write like a human who gives a shit

    Here’s an example: Not “We’re excited to announce our new product launch!” but “HOLY SHIT Y’ALL, WE MADE A THING AND IT ACTUALLY WORKS”

    1. DOCUMENT, DON’T MANUFACTURE (A Gay Vee-ism or whatever)

    Show the stained, exhausted, error-message of your reality

    Share your failures (people love a good dumpster fire)

    Behind-the-scenes content that isn’t staged like one of those god awful British reality TV shit shows…

    1. THE TRANSPARENCY HACK

    When something goes wrong, own it faster than your ginger cat knocking over your favourite water glass

    Share real numbers/results (even the ugly ones)

    Let people see the humans behind the brand (messy hair and all)

    1. ENGAGEMENT THAT DOESN’T MAKE PEOPLE VOMIT

    Drop the “comment below!” garbage

    Actually talk to people like they’re not NPCs in your newly polished marketing vidya game.

    Share other people’s content without expecting something in return (revolutionary, I know eh?)

    1. THE CONTENT TRUTH BOMB

    Stop chasing trends like a desperate teenager

    Create stuff that actually helps your audience

    If it feels fake while you’re making it, it IS fake…

    REAL EXAMPLE:

    Instead of: “Our revolutionary productivity app helps optimise your workflow!”

    Try: “We built this because we kept forgetting important shit and nearly lost our minds. Here’s how it saved our collective asses…”

    Building trust is like making sourdough starter kit. Tt takes time, it sometimes smells weird, but the end result is worth it.

    And the thing is, It’s so rare these days, but you’ll probably go viral just for not being full of shit.

    Stephen Walker

    https://stphnwlkr.com

    ++

    If you made it this far here’s a little bonus if you wanna check out companies who have kicked social media’s ass:

    BRANDS THAT ACTUALLY GET IT – MASTERCLASS IN NOT SUCKING AT SOCIAL MEDIA

    WENDY’S

    Turned savage Twitter replies into an art form

    Actually funny without trying too hard

    Called out McDonald’s for frozen beef with zero chill: “What do you call a frozen beef patty that’s sad? A Big Mac.”

    PATAGONIA

    Literally tells people “Don’t Buy This Jacket”

    Shows the ugly bullshit about supply chains

    Would rather lose money than bullshit about climate change

    Their Black Friday ad once said “Don’t buy what you don’t need”

    DARN TOUGH SOCKS

    Brutally honest guarantee: “If you can wear these out, we’ll replace them free”

    Shows their Vermont factory workers instead of models

    Actually responds to complaints with solutions, not corporate speak

    BURGER KING

    That time they admitted their food looked artificial in ads and showed the real deal

    “We removed artificial preservatives and it made our food look like shit. That’s the beauty of real food.”

    DUOLINGO

    Their TikTok is unhinged in the best way

    Turned their mascot into a psychotic green owl who threatens people to learn languages

    Embraces the memes about their aggressive notifications

    SKATEBOARD COMPANY POWELL PERALTA

    Shows failed tricks alongside successes

    Raw footage of product testing/breaking

    Zero attempt to look “professional”

    THE COMMON THREAD:

    They’re comfortable being uncomfortable

    They admit mistakes faster than a kid with chocolate on their face

    They pick fights (with purpose)

    They break “professional” marketing rules

    They let their weird flag fly

    WHY IT WORKS:

    People are sick of polish

    Gen Z can smell BS from 12 miles away

    Authenticity is now a survival trait

    The internet rewards chaos (controlled chaos, but still chaos)

    THE ANTI-LESSON:

    Don’t try to copy these brands. That’s like wearing someone else’s skin. Creepy and ineffective. Instead, find your own authentic voice.

    The goal isn’t to be edgy. The goal is to be real. Sometimes real is edgy. Sometimes it’s quiet. Sometimes it’s admitting you have no fucking clue what you’re doing but you’re trying anyway.

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  • 5 Ways To Guarantee Goal Achievement

    “Action without planning is the cause of every failure.” – Peter Drucker

    As the deadline approaches to register for Saturday’s workshop…


    ​2k25: Clarity – Strategy – Execution


    …I want to offer you a powerful question to ask yourself over the holidays.


    It’s very simple:


    ​How could you guarantee you achieve every goal you set for 2025?


    I know it’s a tough question, but it’s a potent one.


    So let’s explore it…


    ​1. You’re know exactly what you’re trying to achieve.


    Every goal is specific, measurable, and broken down into achievable targets.


    Just point, aim, and fire.


    Perfect clarity.


    ​2. You know exactly what to do and when to do it.


    Every target is broken down into clear action steps, and every action step is scheduled.

    No confusion, no guesswork.


    All you need to do now is execute.

    1. You have reliable systems that make execution smooth and automatic.


    Your daily workflow has been streamlined so that your tasks feel frictionless.


    Instead of grinding, you sink into a smooth rhythm of deep, productive work:


    Getting far more done in every block of time you spend.


    ​4. You have an experienced coach optimizing your strategy, and a team holding you accountable.


    Spotting your blindspots.


    Making critical adjustments.


    Breaking through sticking points.

    Helping you course-correct.

    And, making absolutely sure that…


    ​5. You execute the plan.

    And you don’t stop executing until you hit your target.


    Does this guarantee you’ll achieve every goal you set for 2025?


    Of course not.


    Guarantees of success don’t exist.


    ​But we just got you as close as it gets.


    And, for my money…


    …If you hit all five points above, it will be hard not to succeed.


    So that’s exactly what we’re doing on our workshop, this Saturday:

    Combining perfect clarity with detailed strategy and systematic execution…

    …While coaching, supporting, and holding you accountable every step of the way…

    …Until you’re locked in, riding a wave of momentum that carries you into the greatest year of your life.


    ​Here’s where you can join us.

    • T


    P.S. Two quick reminders:


    ​1. Recordings will be available if you can’t attend live.

    It’s easy to follow along on your own schedule, and I’ll be there to answer your questions in our coaching group.


    ​2. Registration closes at midnight this Friday…

    …And the workshop goes live Saturday morning at 9 am EST.


    So if you want in, move quick.


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  • Ryan Gosling F’d Up 2025

    “If the truth hurts, pain is our ally.”

    Quick item of business before we jump in:

    Tomorrow at midnight, registration for our final workshop of the year…


    ​2k25: Clarity – Strategy – Execution


    …Will close, and preparation for Saturday’s war room will begin.


    So if you want in, now’s the time.


    ​Second item of business…


    Does this sound familiar to you?


    Thought so 🙂


    Don’t be shy, we’ve all done it.


    The difference between us and RG is, now we know the truth:


    ​Every year we stand still, moving forward gets harder.


    Not only because the world is changing rapidly:


    Competition is fiercer, the bar for success is higher, the bots are taking over, etc…


    But because every year we don’t make tangible progress toward our vision, we lose faith that we ever will.


    ​That’s the knife twist in the gut nobody talks about.


    Every time we:

    Set a goal
    Make a plan to achieve it
    Psych ourselves into thinking we're really, actually, honestly going to do it this time
    Only to sink back into old habits and fail to execute our plan


    …Our confidence shrinks, and we lose trust in ourselves.


    Because trust isn’t earned with thoughts and words.


    It’s earned with actions and behaviours.


    ​And every time we fail to take action, we begin to see ourselves as someone who fails to take action.


    Which means — you guessed it:


    ​We’re even less likely to take action next time.


    I know that’s a painful truth, but if the truth hurts, pain is our ally.


    ​And the truth is, the urgency is real.

    Whether our boy Gosling feels it or not.


    (I guess once you’ve married Eva Mendes there’s not much else to achieve…)


    Anyway, that’s my speech.


    If you’re ready to make real moves in 2025:


    ​Come join us in the 2k25 war room, and let’s make it happen.

    • T


    ​P.S. The sunny side of today’s lesson:


    ​Self-belief is a trainable muscle.


    Yes, it grows weaker every time you hesitate, procrastinate, and fail to execute.


    But it also grows stronger every time you follow through.

    So if you’re joining the 2k25 workshop (or watching the recordings on your own time), know this:


    Whatever your goal, whatever your strategy, whatever your plan of execution…


    We’re going to hold you to it.


    ​Here’s the link one more time.
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  • The truth is dead

    We need to talk about why telling the truth is about as effective as using a pool noodle to fight off brown bear on cocaine…

    spoiler alert: you’re gonna get your face eaten

    So for decades, honest business folks thought they could just wave their truth-flag around like some magical victory pennant.

    “Look at our superior widget! It’s actually superior! We promise!” Meanwhile, the snake-oil salesmen were out there doing jazz hands and promising their inferior crap would cure cancer, solve world hunger, and make your genitals sparkle in the moonlight.

    (I still don’t have sparkle-y genitals and I’m MAD!)

    Guess who won that fight?

    (Hint: Not the truth-tellers)

    So what happened? The honest folks got desperate.

    They watched their kids’ college funds circle the drain while Lying Larry’s Discount Emporium made bank selling repackaged garbage.

    And they thought: “Hell, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”

    That’s how we ended up in this dumpster fire of modern advertising, where everything is MARKED UP 300% SO WE CAN MARK IT DOWN 50% AND CALL IT A DEAL OF THE CENTURY, FOLKS!

    But here’s the plot twist…

    The truth wasn’t the problem. The delivery system was.

    It’s like serving a gourmet meal on a garbage can lid. The food might be Michelin-star quality, but nobody’s gonna want to eat it.

    The real art? Making people REALISE the truth. That takes more finesse than just projectile vomiting facts at people’s faces.

    You NEED strategy, skill, and probably a smoke bomb or two (metaphorically speaking, put down that smoke bomb, Kevin)

    Here’s your takeaway, because I know you’re all skimming this anyway:

    Truth without persuasion is like a bird without wings.

    Technically still a bird, but it ain’t gonna fly.

    Want to win? Learn to package truth in a way that makes people’s brains light up like a pinball machine.

    That’s not manipulation. That’s communication that actually works.

    Because in the end, honest persuasion isn’t just the right way, it’s the only way that’s going to survive in a world where people are getting harder to fool by the second.

    You have to tell the truth, but for fuck’s sake, make it interesting.

    Stephen Walker

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    P.S. Kevin is one of the squirrels still sneaking about…

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  • The most dangerous game known to man

    “Beware the old soldier. He’s old for a reason.” – Taylor Sheridan, Lioness

    I just finished watching Lioness…


    A (banger) show about a small CIA special forces unit that hunts down and takes out the world’s worst people.


    They’re playing the highest-stakes game known to man:


    A game so risky, so dangerous, and so brutally violent that captain (Zoe Saldana) said to her team:


    ​”If you want a challenge, go fight in the UFC.”


    In other words, referees will not save you out here.


    You accomplish the mission — no matter how challenging it is — or you die.


    Now, imagine you’re in charge of designing a mission strategy for the Lioness team.


    ​Imagine the level of detail you’d need to consider:


    Not only setting your target…


    …But knowing your target’s target:


    Knowing every step he will take before he takes it, so you always stay two steps ahead.


    Your back-up plans would need back-up plans.


    Every potential problem solved in advance.


    Every roadblock removed before you move forward.


    Every phase of your plan broken down into clear, precise steps.


    Every step executed perfectly.


    Because if you find yourself a step out of place…


    You and your team die.


    ​Positive thoughts and pretty self-talk ‘aint gonna save you out there.


    What will save you?


    Clear targets, bulletproof strategy, and sharp, systematic execution.


    That’s how high-stakes missions are accomplished, and it’s the only way they’re accomplished…


    Whether you’re running a special forces unit.


    Launching rockets into space.


    Building a business.


    Or, creating your life.


    That’s right, your life:

    The highest-stakes game there is.


    ​And almost everyone plays it with lazy goals, vague strategy, and sloppy execution.


    Is it any wonder most people keep falling short?


    Keep feeling their lives slip by with no tangible accomplishment to show for it?


    Keep shrinking to fit the box society pushed them into, never taking creative control over their own lives?


    That’s why I’m taking this workshop so seriously…


    ​2k25: Clarity – Strategy – Execution


    …And putting so much time into making sure it’s the single most powerful day of the year:


    The day we lay the foundation for the most transformative year of your life in 2025.


    Registration closes on Friday.


    And the work begins on Saturday.


    ​Come join us.

    • T


    P.S. Two reminders:


    ​1. Recordings will be available if you can’t attend live.


    It’s easy to follow along on your own schedule, and I’ll be there to answer your questions in our coaching group.


    And, just in case you missed the note above:


    ​2. Registration closes at midnight on Friday…

    …And the workshop goes live Saturday morning at 9 am EST.


    ​So if you want in, move quick.



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  • How To Set Goals You’ll Actually Achieve

    “Hope is not a strategy.” – James Cameron

    Want a quick masterclass in setting goals you’ll actually achieve?

    It’ll only take a few minutes, but I need you to follow closely.


    Real goal achievement ain’t about hoping really hard, it’s about combining a bulletproof strategy with sharp execution.


    It’s about the details almost nobody pays attention to…


    So, pay close attention.


    Fade in…

    Two young entrepreneurs are setting goals for 2025.


    Both live in the war-torn land known as the startup phase, which means they’re not just fighting for success.


    They’re fighting for survival.


    ​Entrepreneur #1 sits down with a pen and paper.

    At the top of the page, he writes:


    My business will generate six figures in 2025.


    He closes his eyes. Crinkles his brow. Marshals his powers of manifestation. And sends his wish into the sky.


    Then, he gets to work.


    ​Entrepreneur #2 also sits down with a pen and paper.


    At the top of the page, he writes:


    My business will generate $100,000 in 2025, selling a $500 product using paid ads.


    Next, he does some calculations.


    ​(don’t lose track now, this next part is critical…)


    $100,000 / $500 per sale = 200 sales


    (ie. he needs to make 200 sales to make $100,000)


    He converts about 2% of his leads into customers, so:


    200 / 0.02 = 10,000 leads


    (ie. he needs to generate 10,000 leads to make $100,000)


    And, since leads cost about $3 each when he runs paid ads…


    $3 x 10,000 = $30,000


    (ie. he needs to spend $30,000 on ads to make $100,000)


    I hope you caught that:


    ​Our boy’s got a profitable business.


    About $70,000 a year in profit, before overhead.


    (which, in an online business like his, is minimal)


    There’s still more work to do, of course — like:

    Listing all of his major tasks with clear timelines and action steps.
    Scheduling those tasks in his calendar so he always knows exactly what to do, and when.
    Optimizing his daily and weekly schedule to guarantee consistent progress on his key tasks.
    Identifying potential problems, threats, and roadblocks... And, solving them in advance so that nothing stops his progress.


    But our boy ‘aint playing side hustle:


    He’s running a real business with real stakes, and real skin in the game.


    So he doesn’t stop until the job is done.


    ​By the end of his strategy session, he:

    Knows his business will be profitable
    Knows exactly what he needs to do, and when he's going to do it
    Knows what could go wrong, and how to solve it if it does


    No guesswork. No confusion. No stone unturned.


    All he needs to do now is execute.

    So:


    ​Which entrepreneur would you bet on?


    The one who throws darts blindfolded and hopes they hit the target?


    Or the one looking down the scope, target locked, finger on the trigger, ready to fire.


    Now, ask yourself:


    ​Which one are you?


    If you aren’t achieving the goals you set for yourself, it’s not a lack of desire.


    It’s usually not even a lack of discipline.


    In almost all cases…


    ​It’s a lack of strategy.


    And we’re fixing that, once and for all, this weekend.


    Here’s the plan:


    This Saturday, we’re holding a one-day workshop called:


    ​2k25: Clarity – Strategy – Execution​


    Where we will craft a vivid, detailed vision for 2025.


    Break it down into a precise, step-by-step strategy.


    Install powerful systems that make executing your strategy smooth and efficient.


    And coach, guide, support, and keep you accountable throughout the entire month of January…


    …Until you’re fully locked in, riding a wave momentum that carries you into the best year of your life.


    Make no mistake:


    ​This is the most important workday of 2024.


    The day we lay the foundation for the most explosive, transformative year of your life in 2025.


    I hope you’ll be joining us.

    • T


    P.S. Two quick notes:


    ​1. Recordings will be available if you can’t attend live.

    It’s easy to follow along on your own schedule, and I’ll be there to answer your questions in our coaching group.


    ​2. Registration closes at midnight this Friday…

    …And the workshop goes live Saturday morning at 9 am EST.
    So if you want in, move quick.


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  • 2024 but in books

    I do this once a year and they’re in no particular order but I’m a firm believer in re-reading great work.

    From non-fiction to fiction there might be something in here that’ll tickle your brain soup.

    Let’s go…

    PSA by Rob Ulitski
    (A short story with a pretty cool style and the layout of it is interesting too. It’s a short story and free. Give it a read. I enjoyed it a lot.)

    ZombieCop by Ben Settle
    (Fellow copywriter and all around grinch, my boy Ben writes a lot of weird and wonderful shit. Plus he’s one of my favourite marketers and copywriters)

    Zen in the art of writing by Ray Bradbury
    (Essays about the craft of writing and how Ray became as prolific as he did. Up there with Asimov as one of my inspirations in the sci-fi realm)

    The Boron Letters by Gary C. Halbert
    (If it wasn’t for Gary, a lot of writers turned copywriters wouldn’t be able to craft ideas, offers and sentences to the extent we did. I re-read this at least two times a year)

    Me talk pretty one day by David Sedaris
    (I can’t say much about David cause I don’t wanna spoil it but he humour infused essays are just great. The way he tells a story just sucks you in)

    Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
    (Most people know Chuck for Fight Club, which is a great book and film, however he writes some twisted shit. I challenged you to sit through GUTS and if you come back and unsubscribe and block me, that’s totally cool too.)

    The Acid House by Irvine Welsh
    (Anyone who has seen Trainspotting (1993) knows that Irvine Welsh is an absolute insane genius but what people don’t know is that in The Acid House, his short stories hit ten times as hard. I also learnt a lot about how to write dialogue and incorporating local language / slang to write more express sentences)

    Storm for the living and the dead by Charles Bukowski
    (It’s not secret that I love poetry. From stealing my first Bukowski book from my uncle at the age of 13. I’ve read his work ever since. The low brow look at the world and how everything is intertwined is what makes his work so impactful. Not for the feint of heart but great nontheless)

    Make ’em laugh & take their money by Dan S. Kennedy
    (Dan is a legend in the direct response world and is as old school as it gets. This will make your writing a lot more entertaining.)

    Scrappy little nobody by Anna Kendrick
    (Just a little insight into the life of Anna, she’s an amazing actress and her humour in Hollywood goes unmatched. She shows that being a celeb wasn’t always glitz and glam, especially in her super early years.)

    Sex, Drugs & Cocoa puffs by Chuck Klosterman
    (I’m annoyed that I didn’t use that title for a book or a story although I’ll give it to Chuck. His low culture manifesto is top tier and funny)

    The Pulp Jungle by Frank Gruber
    (One of my inspirations to write the way I do. Going back to the dime novel era. Where every word pays rent and the rent is due tomorrow. You had to have written well, or you’d starve. The depression era of writers were cerebral and methodical in their output cause if they didn’t perform, they’d get replaced.)

    Ca$vertising by Drew Eric Whitman
    (If I woke up tomorrow and lost my memory. This would be the first book I’d hope to stumble on. This taught me more about humans and persuasive writing than anything. Ain’t no guru this far ahead of the game.)

    This isn’t your typical “best books of 2024” list.

    And there’s no particular reading order or anything.

    It’s what I’d deem a masterclass in writing that spans from Ray Bradbury’s zen-like wisdom to Chuck Palahniuk’s stomach-turning brilliance (seriously, don’t read GUTS before eating).

    From direct response legends like Gary Halbert and Drew Eric Whitman teaching you how to sell ice to penguins, to Irvine Welsh and Bukowski showing you how to punch readers in the gut with raw authenticity, this collection is basically a war chest for anyone serious about putting words on paper that actually mean something.

    And if you’re wondering why this list jumps from Hollywood memoirs to marketing manifestos to horror fiction well, that’s exactly how your writer’s brain should work. Absorbing everything, questioning everything, and turning it all into your own beautiful concoction of chaos.

    Stephen Walker

    P.S. Yes, I read all these without pants. It’s called method reading, look it up.
    P.P.S. If anyone asks why your writing suddenly got weird after reading these, blame me. I accept full responsibility and you better send them here so I can infect their minds with similar chaos. I’m recruiting people for 2025…
    P.P.P.S. Seriously though, Don’t watch Chuck read GUTS right before dinner. You’ve been warned.

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  • A dead-eyed vinyl nightmare

    So today in the endless parade of what-the-fuckery that is our modern hellscape…

    Funko. Yes, those merchants of dead-eyed vinyl nightmares decided to go full HAM on itch.io because their broken-ass AI copyright system can’t tell its digital ass from its algorithmic elbow.

    I’m not anti-ai in a lot of respects. They’re great tools for research amplification and idea generation, however in a lot of the cases…

    It’s like giving a toddler a hammer and expecting them to perform brain surgery.

    Sure, the toddler might hit something, but that something isn’t gonna be what you want, and somebody’s definitely gonna end up crying or dying. (Probably both)

    These corps keep implementing these systems like they’re some magical fix-all solution, like throwing AI at a problem is gonna make it better, when in reality it’s like trying to fix a leaky pipe with bubble gum and thoughts and prayers.

    (Pssst. Thoughts and prayers absolutely do not work btw)

    And who gets caught in the crossfire?

    The indie devs. The little guys. The actual humans making actual things with their actual meat-hands and meat-brains.

    You want to know what AI is really doing? It’s not “getting smarter.” It’s getting better at being confidently wrong while wearing a tie.

    It’s like that one guy at every party who won’t shut up about cryptocurrency and keeps trying to sell you on his NFT collection of procedurally generated squirrels wearing monocles, and honestly I may even be partial to it cause, well… You’ve read my most recent emails.

    Anywho…

    “But Stephen,” you say, “AI is the future! It’s learning! It’s evolving!”

    Yeah, so did velociraptors in Jurassic Park, and we all know how that turned out.

    (Spoiler alert: Badly. For everyone. Especially the guy on the toilet.)

    The cold hard and hilariously championed AI-Bro truth is: These systems aren’t protecting art or artists. They’re protecting corporate interests with all the precision of a drunk rhinoceros in a china shop. And every time one of these companies implements some half-baked AI solution, it’s like watching someone try to perform surgery with a chainsaw. (Imagine giving a toddler a chainsaw in this situation lol)

    Sure, you’ll remove something, but probably not the thing you were aiming for.

    So if I’ve got any indie devs reading this and to all the indie devs caught in this garbage fire…

    I see you. We see you. And to Funko and every other company thinking about letting AI be their bouncer or menace to others.

    Maybe try using actual humans with actual understanding of actual creative work instead of the digital equivalent of a bloodhound that can’t tell the difference between a legitimate game and a picture of a ham sandwich.

    Robots aren’t coming for our jobs. They’re coming for our sanity and we all know it’s a pattern of automated fuckery.

    [As always, this is Stephen, your friendly neighbourhood doom-prophet at stphnwlkr.com, reminding you that the future is now, and it’s wearing a dunce cap.]

    Stephen Walker

    I know you totally want to follow the rabbit hole of drama cause I mean you’re here and you’re like me and I’m like you so check it out.

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  • Grab a tissue. Or a bourbon. Or both.

    I’m about to get uncommonly sincere for a minute, so brace yourselves.

    Maybe grab a tissue. Or a bourbon. Or both. No judgment here.

    So there I was, having my usual 3 AM existential crisis about deadlines and word counts, when something weird happened.

    No, I didn’t get visited by three ghosts. That’s a different story, and frankly, those ghosts still owe me money for writing consultation.

    I started thinking about George Bailey (you know, from “It’s a Wonderful Life” yes, I watch old movies, fight me), and how that poor bastard had to literally almost die to realise he wasn’t actually a failure.

    And it hit me harder than that time I tried to caffeinate my caffeine.

    We’re all so busy building our little writing empires, cranking out words like we’re being chased by zombified literary agents, that sometimes we forget about the actual humans who put up with our weird-ass creative processes and our own wild personality.

    You know who I mean…

    The partner who brings you coffee while you’re mid-chapter-crisis

    The friend who still invites you places even though you’re “almost done with this draft” (narrator: they were not almost done)

    The family who pretends to understand why you need to talk about your fictional characters like they’re real people

    The dog who sits at your feet while you rant about plot holes

    The cat who only walks across your keyboard MOST of the time instead of ALL the time

    The thing is, your words matter. Your stories matter. But so do the people who make it possible for you to tell them.

    So as we wrap up this dumpster fire of a year (2024, you’ve been weird, man), maybe take a minute. Look around. Thank the people who deal with your creative chaos. Hug them if they’re huggers. Send them a weird gif if they’re not.

    Because while we’re all out here trying to create worlds and birth stories and fight the good fight against what ever big tech will throw at us in 2025, these people are creating something too…

    A space where we can be our strange, creative, possibly unhinged selves.

    And that’s worth more than any wordcount.

    Don’t worry. I’m not going soft on you. Tomorrow I’ll be back to my regular programming of caffeine-fuelled rants about proper semicolon usage and why squirrels are probably government spies. But for tonight, maybe just… appreciate your people.

    And if you’re feeling lonely in your creative cave, remember. You’ve got me and this whole community of equally weird word-nerds right here.

    We might be disaster-pandas, but we’re YOUR disaster-pandas.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ve got something in my eye. Probably coffee grounds. Definitely not tears.

    And again. I really do appreciate you for sticking around and reading these emails. I’m glad you find them interesting, entertaining and educational. I’ll be back to the regular scheduled anarchy soon…

    Stephen Walker

    It’s a wonderful life – which I’ve probably watched every Christmas for the last 25+ years

    P.S. Yes, I wrote this without pants, but I did put on a festive hat. Growth eh?

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  • The Most Productive Day Of The Year

    “The universe needs to know what you want before it can give it to you.”

    So, it looks like we’re a go 🙂


    Yesterday’s email about our upcoming workshop…


    ​”The Most Productive Day Of The Year”


    …Generated a ton of interest, and rightfully so — but we’ll talk about that in a moment.


    First, I want to talk about this:


    A few hours after I sent that email, 8-figure entrepreneur and OG Path member Mason Vranes sent me this text:

    “I think this is a dope idea.

    I see a ton of posts from people saying this is their year to ‘lock-in’ and make it big.

    Then around June/July, they say they haven’t progressed at all and only have a few months left to lock in.

    Endless cycle of posts like that.

    Basically you’re making 2025 the year they actually break through.”

    “Endless cycle” is right:


    Motivation spikes around the new year, and we charge out of the gate ready for war.


    Then it wears off, because motivation is a set of chemicals, not a set of character traits.

    And when motivation recedes, and our (lack of) strategy begins to fall apart…


    …We feel ourselves slowly sinking back into the rut of our old habits, as yet another year fades into the past….


    …While our confidence — our trust in ourselves to do what we said we were going to do — fades with it…


    …And that familiar nagging feeling takes root in the pit of our stomach, because deep down, we know:


    Every time we let ourselves down, and let another opportunity die in our hands…


    …We groove the pattern even deeper.

    So the next time we feel that spark of motivation, it will be accompanied by an even darker cloud of doubt…


    …And even slimmer odds that we’ll finally — finally — be able to turn our vision into a reality.


    Whew.


    ​That hurts.


    I know I’m twisting the knife here, but pain is fuel, and fuel is what we’re looking for.


    What we’re also looking for:


    ​Clear, precise, detailed, intelligent, all-the-way-thought-through Strategy:

    ​Strategy that transforms our motivation into dynamic, targeted action — and action that transforms our vision into a reality, once and for all.


    So that’s what we’re doing in our workshop next week.


    Here’s the plan:


    Registration will open on Tuesday, Dec 17 and run until midnight on Friday, Dec 20.


    ​The workshop will be held live, Saturday, Dec 21, from 9 am EST until around 5 pm EST.


    The recordings will also be made available for anyone who can’t attend live, so all you’ll need to do is sit down one day during the holidays and follow along.


    Plus:


    ​I’m going to open up a private coaching group for the month of January (at no extra cost)…


    …Where I will be available for open Q & A, accountability, and additional live calls to help keep you on track.


    Our goal:


    To guide you through the all-important first month of 2025, until your habits are locked in, your strategy is running smoothly, and momentum has taken over.


    Because — and let me make this clear:


    ​This is your year.


    This is the year you finally break through, and finally — finally — bring your vision to life.


    You do your part, and I will damn sure do mine.


    So rest up, have an amazing weekend, and get ready.


    2025 starts next week.

    • T


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  • THAT ONE TIME I FOUGHT SANTA IN A MCDONALD’S PARKING LOT

    I need to tell you about the time I got into a fistfight with Santa Claus.

    Yes, THE Santa Claus. No, I wasn’t high on mushrooms. This actually happened. (wink)

    So there I am, 3 AM, typing away in my murder shed like any normal person would be, when this red-suited jackass literally slides down my non-existent chimney (I HAVE CENTRAL HEATING, YOU PRESUMPTUOUS PRICK) and has the absolute AUDACITY to tell me I need to “slow down and embrace the holiday spirit.”

    “Stephen,” he says, all jolly and shit, “you’re working too hard. Take a break. Watch some Hallmark movies.”

    I look up from my seventh cup of coffee and fourth deadline of the day. “Listen here, you seasonal home invader, these words aren’t going to write themselves.”

    “But it’s Christmas!” His elves chime in from somewhere behind him. (Side note: elves are assholes.)

    “Christmas doesn’t pay the mortgage, you toy-making terrorists!”

    That’s when Santa made his fatal mistake. He tried to unplug my laptop.

    Next thing I know, we’re throwing down in the Mcdonald’s parking lot at 3:45 AM. A crowd of insomniacs and third-shift workers gathered around us, placing bets.

    “Ho ho h- OOF!” Santa wheezes as I connect with his jolly belly.

    “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND,” I yell, ducking a surprisingly quick right hook. “THE INTERNET NEEDS MY UNHINGED RANTS ABOUT PROPER COMMA USAGE!”

    “But the magic of Christ- JESUS, THAT’S MY SPLEEN!”

    “THE ONLY MAGIC I BELIEVE IN IS CAFFEINE AND CONSISTENCY!”

    Twenty minutes later, we’re both sitting on the curb, bloody and bruised. Santa’s nursing a black eye, I’m holding a bag of frozen Mcnuggets to my jaw, and we’re sharing a plate of lukewarm mozzarella sticks.

    “You know,” Santa says, “you could at least take Christmas Day off.”

    “Look, Kris,” I say, dunking a cheese stick in marinara, “Here’s the thing about writing. There is no magic. No muse. No mystical Christmas spirit that’s going to write these emails, stories and books for me. It’s just ass in chair, hands on keyboard, day after fucking day.”

    “But-“

    “Discipline trumps motivation every time. You think I always WANT to write? Hell no. But I do it anyway. Because that’s how you get better. That’s how you build an audience. That’s how you keep the promises you make to your readers.”

    Santa sighs, steals one of my cheese sticks. “You’re not going to take time off, are you?”

    “Nope. But I’ll make you a deal. I’ll leave out bourbon instead of milk this year.”

    “…deal.”

    So listen up. There’s no magic formula. No special time of year to take off. Just you, your words, and the daily grind. Feed the beast. Keep the momentum. Write when you don’t want to. Write when the world tells you to slow down. Write when Santa himself tries to unplug your laptop.

    Because at the end of the day, the only person who can write your stories is you. And they’re waiting to be told.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to ice my knuckles and finish this chapter before the sun rises.

    Stephen Walker

    I’m sure you’ve also seen this film and honestly I have never watched it up until a few weeks ago and now it’s one of my favourites…

    P.S. Yes, I fought Santa without pants. As one does.

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  • The most important day of 2024

    “The first step to success isn’t hard work. It’s clarity.” – Path member Adan Maldonado

    Last weekend, I was having breakfast with entrepreneur and long-time Path member Mason Vranes.

    Mason’s business will do more than 15MM in revenue this year, and is one of the most successful online education companies in the world today.

    ​My advice to Mason:
    ​​
    Sometime during the holidays, spend a single day doing nothing but:

    1. Reviewing 2024
    2. Organizing, Planning & Strategizing 2025
    3. Implementing systems to execute that strategy.

      By the end of the day, you will have:
      ​ Total organization of all aspects of your life
      A deep sense of completion and clarity on the lessons you learned in 2024
      Specific, precise goals for 2025, and a clear strategy for hitting every single target
      Systems and processes for executing your strategy without friction


    As soon as I shared this process with Mason, his eyes lit up:

    ​”Damn. That’s so powerful. It could literally make the difference of millions in revenue.”
    ​​
    And I agree.

    In fact:

    ​I consider this the single most important day of the year…
    ​​
    The day that sets the stage for everything that will happen in the year to come.

    This is how elite performers in all domains run their lives:

    With complete clarity.

    Total organization.

    Precise strategy.

    And systematic, relentless execution.

    I’ll be performing this process for myself, as I do every year — and I know our most successful members will be doing the same.

    So I thought:

    ​Why don’t we do it together?
    ​​
    Here’s the idea:

    Next weekend (December 21st), I’m thinking of running a one-day workshop, tentatively called:

    ​The Most Productive Day Of The Year
    ​​
    It won’t be no cost, but it will be low cost…

    …Just enough to make sure everyone involved is serious and committed.

    We would also make the recordings available for those who can’t make it that day, but want to follow along with the process in their own time.

    I haven’t decided if I’m going to do it yet, so let me know:

    ​Are you interested in this type of one-day workshop?
    ​​
    If there’s enough interest, we’ll open it up next week.

    And, whether or not we do:

    I strongly (strongly) recommend performing a clarity – strategy – execution day for yourself, no matter what.

    Like I said:

    ​This is the day that sets the stage for the entire year to come.
    ​​
    What you sow on this day, you reap throughout the rest of 2025.

    Hit reply and let me know if you’re interested in joining us.

    T

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  • Why my pants-optional approach to audience building actually works

    So you’ve written some words, and somehow people started following you like you’re holding the last coffee bean on Earth.

    Congratulations!

    You’ve accidentally started a cult.

    Here’s how to lean into that power without becoming an actual megalomaniac:

    CREATE AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY (AKA YOUR BRAND VOICE)

    Every good cult needs its own reality tunnel. Lucky for you, you’re already living in one. It’s called your writer’s brain. That weird-ass perspective where you see story possibilities in everything from your neighbour’s suspicious garden gnomes to that one squirrel that keeps flipping you off? That’s your reality. Share it. Make it infectious. Let people see the world through your caffeine-addled eyes. But instead of making them drink suspicious Kool-Aid, you’re just making them drink whatever’s in your questionable coffee mug.

    ESTABLISH SACRED TEXTS (YOUR CONTENT STRATEGY)

    Regular cult leaders have their manifestos. You? You’ve got your blog posts, your newsletters, your tweetstorms about the proper way to fight a goose (you can’t). The key is consistency in your madness. Create content that’s recognisably YOU. Make inside jokes. Build running gags. Create a vocabulary that only your followers understand. Soon they’ll be speaking in your metaphors, and that’s when you know you’ve won.

    DEVELOP RITUALS (ENGAGEMENT PATTERNS)

    Every cult needs its rituals. Instead of midnight chanting, you’re creating hashtag games. Instead of secret handshakes, you’re building comment threads that turn into beautiful disasters. Make your followers feel like they’re part of something bigger than themselves. Because they are. They’re part of your shared delusion, and it’s GLORIOUS.

    CREATE HIERARCHY (COMMUNITY BUILDING)

    Real cults have levels of devotion. Your cult? It has readers who become commenters who become guest posters who become moderators who become… actually, let’s not go full Scientology here. The point is…give people ways to level up their involvement. Create spaces where they can connect with each other. Let them build their own little subsects of your madness.

    PROMISE SALVATION (DELIVER VALUE)

    Here’s where we diverge from actual cults. Instead of promising enlightenment through isolation and bank account drainage, you’re actually giving people something real. Writing advice that doesn’t suck. Stories that make them feel seen. A community of equally weird humans who get their obscure references. You’re not selling snake oil. You’re sharing your genuine, unfiltered, possibly concerning perspective on the craft.

    Remember this. Real cults isolate people. You’re building connections. Real cults demand blind faith. You’re encouraging critical thinking (just with more profanity and coffee). Real cults take. You give your knowledge, your experience, your questionable wisdom about fighting waterfowl.

    Side mission: The Stand by Stephen King

    (A lot of his books have subtexts and subtle hints at cult psychology and it’s incredibly fascinating to go down that rabbit hole)

    Stephen Walker

    P.S. Yes, this entire manifesto was written without pants. As all sacred texts should be.

    P.P.S. If anyone actually starts a real cult based on this, I’m blaming the squirrels.

    P.P.P.S. The squirrels are always watching. Always. I saw one taking notes yesterday. IT HAD A TINY NOTEBOOK.

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  • The most dangerous risk of all

    “And then there is the most dangerous risk of all… The risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later.” – Randy Komisar

    A lesson that took me way too long to learn:

    ​The finish line you think you’re chasing does not exist.
    ​​
    The entrepreneur who thinks he’s perfected his business model soon sees the market shift, and his revenue drop.

    The athlete who rests at the top of the mountain is soon knocked off by younger, hungrier competition.

    The husband who stops courting his wife soon finds himself in a monogamous relationship with his own right hand.

    ​As soon as you stop moving forwards, you start falling behind…
    ​​
    …Because the target you’re trying to hit never stops moving.

    So, instead of asking:

    “What can I do now so I can stop doing it later?”

    Ask:

    ​”What do I never want to stop doing?”​

    Curious to hear your answers.

    • T

      P.S. In case you missed it…​


    “I have led a toothless life.
    A toothless life.
    I have never bitten into anything.
    I was waiting.
    I was reserving myself for later on…
    And I have just noticed that my teeth have gone.”

    • Jean-Paul Sartre



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  • Welcome to the murder shed

    Aggressively slurps coffee while typing this from said murder shed

    It’s not a shed. It’s just a kitchen counter top but murder shed sounded cooler tbh.

    Okay so I woke up a little spicier than usual. Mainly because I’ve seen a lot of my creative friends panicking at the current state this world is in while we inevitably spin towards the sun and cease to exist.

    You know what? The world’s a dumpster fire powered by rich assholes who think they’re playing SimCity with actual human lives.

    We’ve got wars sprouting up like mushrooms after rain, billionaires playing space cowboys while telling us to eat cricket protein, and tech bros trying to convince us that their algorithmic word-vomit is somehow “creative disruption.”

    But you know what? FUCK THAT NOISE.

    I’m sitting here, pantsless (as is my natural state), writing stories about space wizards and murder hornets because that’s what humans DO.

    We make shit. We’ve been making shit since we first smeared berry juice on cave walls to draw dicks. It’s in our DNA, nestled right between our need for tacos and our ability to anthropomorphise literally anything with eyes.

    (And when Tumblr was the thing. Oh lord did I read some VERY out there stories that were anthropomorphised.)

    Anyways…

    These Silicon Valley vampires can shove their “AI-generated content” up their venture-capitalised assets. They’re trying to McDonald’s-ify creativity, turn art into some assembly-line bullshit that hits all the right metrics but has all the soul of a corporate team-building exercise.

    You want to know what matters? The weird-ass story burning a hole in your brain. That poem that makes no fucking sense but feels like a punch to the solar plexus. That painting that looks like your cat threw up a rainbow but MEANS SOMETHING.

    Make your art. Make it badly. Make it weird. Make it yours. Because while they’re all trying to optimise and monetise and sanitise everything, we’ll be here in the trenches, covered in ink and paint and coffee stains, creating REAL shit.

    Because that’s what we do. We’re storytellers, not content generators. We’re artists, not prompt engineers.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go yell at some cats down my back alley and write about apocalyptic bee colonies like the old man that I am.

    Stephen Walker

    Ernest Hemingway on Writing

    P.S. Did I mention I’m not wearing pants? Because that’s important to the creative process.

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  • You’re climbing a mountain, not a hill.

    “The path of true learning is strewn with rocks, not roses. Anyone who insists on taking the easier way ends up in a fools paradise.” – Jed McKenna
    Welcome back. ​
    I just arrived home from running a intensive weekend retreat for a small group of practitioners in — of all places — Vegas. ​
    It went the way these retreats always go: ​A rocky, bumpy ride; not-smooth sailing over deep waters and unpredictable waves… ​
    …Until finally, somewhere around day three, sunlight broke through the clouds, the sea became calm, and our journey resolved into clear, open space. ​
    That’s the way it goes, and it’s the only way it goes: ​
    To build up we must first break down. ​
    To move forwards we must first overcome what is holding back. ​
    To find the light we must first go through the darkness.
    Those who wish for a smooth, easy ride find themselves white-knuckling the steering wheel when the road inevitably gets rough…​
    …Redoubling their tension and anxiety instead of their grit and resolve, in turn making the road rougher and the ride slower. ​
    Meanwhile, the veterans — the warriors — enter the arena ready for battle, meeting the oncoming storm with relaxed, focused intensity. ​
    Instead of flinching in fear, they roll smoothly with each punch before returning fire. ​Instead of running from the dragon, they aim for it’s throat, blade drawn. ​
    Instead of expecting a hill, they prepare for a mountain.​
    And that’s why they reach the peak. ​
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  • Every word pays rent and the rent was due yesterday.

    Okay, so here’s a little bit for my fellow inkmonkeys…

    I’m about to tell you a story that’ll prove why pure, unfiltered GRIT matters more than your fancy MFA when it comes to slinging sentences.

    This tale might just be the difference between you cranking out masterpieces or crying into your keyboard while refreshing your Twitter mentions.

    Here’s the deal…

    There once was a writer who took more hits than a punch-drunk boxer at last call…

    We’re talking about Octavia Butler, who Stephen King called “a master of science fiction” and who proved every doubter wrong. She worked as a dishwasher, a telemarketer, a potato chip inspector. Basically any job that would let her write between shifts. She’d get up at 2 AM to write before work, scribbling stories while other people slept.

    She heard “no” more times than a toddler at a knife store.

    People told her Black women didn’t write science fiction.

    THEY TOLD HER WRONG.

    She went on to become the first science fiction writer to receive the MacArthur “Genius” Grant, won multiple Hugo and Nebula awards, and set fire through the sci-fi landscape.

    The takeaway?

    Writing isn’t about waiting for the muse to descend from her golden tower with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.

    It’s about:

    1. Writing like someone set your pants on fire. Every. Damn. Day.
    2. Treating your craft like it’s a bar fight. You go in swinging and don’t stop until you’re done.
    3. Reading everything you can get your hands on, even if it’s the ingredients on your cereal box.
    4. Finishing your shit. Half-finished manuscripts are just fancy doorstops.

    And as legendary infomercial pitchman Ron Popeil would say…

    “But wait, there’s more…”

    I’ve got a whole arsenal of writing techniques that’ll make your prose punch readers in the face (in a good way.)

    I know you want the sauce

    So here it is:

    • Write in blood. Metaphorically. Use metaphors and analogies. Spice up your writing. You don’t need to go overboard. Just don’t make it boring (Please don’t actually write in blood. That’s weird and unsanitary.)
    • Kill your darlings with extreme prejudice. Great writing is re-writing. Bang out that first draft, let it sit for a few days or even a week and the come back to it. Be ruthless. Every word pays rent and the rent was due yesterday.
    • Embrace the chaos of first drafts like it’s your long-lost drunk uncle. Sometimes being structured sucks. Just let it flow. Pour it out. It’s easier to organise when you’ve got a shit load of words down.

    I mean we’re made of rejection letters and fuelled by caffeine and spite.

    And if anyone tells you you can’t?

    Write anyway. Write harder. Write until your keyboard begs for mercy.

    Because that’s what real writers do.

    Now excuse me while I mainline this coffee and wrestle with all of these google docs.

    Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler

    Stephen Walker

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  • From bean-counters to cyber-sleuths: how accountants are a frontline defence against online crime

    Once considered to be simply “bean counters”, accountants now play an important role in the defence, investigation and protection against cybercrime.

    Modern cybercrime includes stealing personal information, hacking into systems, spreading viruses and tricking people into giving away money or data via their business email addresses.

    In Australia, the average cost of a single cybercrime report in 2022 was A$39,000 for small businesses, $88,000 for medium businesses and $62,000 for large businesses.

    In New Zealand, direct financial losses from cybercrime reached NZ$6.6 million in the first quarter of 2024.

    Although there is general guidance on cybersecurity, there is limited information about the specific role accountants can play in its detection and prevention.

    Traditionally focused on financial elements of a business, accountants are often now the frontline of responding to cybercrime.

    Our research examined the role of accountants in cybersecurity and how professionals in these roles can protect businesses from online threats.

    From safekeepers to data gardeners

    As the keepers to sensitive data, including tax records, payroll information and business transactions, accountants can play an essential role in reducing the impacts of cybercrime.

    We conducted 21 interviews with management accountants, cybersecurity experts, legal professionals and senior executives in Australia and New Zealand.

    Our findings highlight the following roles accountants can take.

    Safekeepers

    We found accountants are on the frontline of protecting their organisations from various forms of cybercrime, such as business email compromises.

    Many interviewed accountants described how they carefully reviewed email content and attachments, verified the legitimacy of senders, and checked domain names to prevent fraud. They also reported confirming details with email contacts before taking action.

    Beyond emails, accountants controlled access to sensitive systems and data. For example, interviewees said their jobs involved ensuring only authorised employees had access to financial records or payroll systems.

    By integrating cybersecurity practices into their daily work, accountants helped reduce the risk of cybercrime.

    Architects

    Accountants didn’t just protect data – they helped strengthen cybersecurity through strategic decisions.

    According to our interviewees, accountants often worked with their organisation’s IT team to decide on cybersecurity investments. Using their financial expertise, accountants conducted cost-benefit analyses to ensure limited budgets are spent wisely.

    Additionally, they played a crucial role in strengthening cybersecurity by making strategic decisions in areas such as risk identification, risk management strategies, risk coverage and premiums for cyber insurance.

    Cyber insurance helps cover costs such as fixing systems, notifying customers about the breach and even dealing with legal claims.

    As one research participant explained, accountants can assist the business leadership in answering crucial questions posed by insurers. These can include queries such as:

    What risk you are trying to mitigate? And what sort of risk management you have for cyber security. What kind of risk management in cybersecurity have you got? Have you got proper encryption and do you know whether it is hardware or software encryption?

    Data gardeners.

    Accountants play a key role in helping organisations develop data policies. These policies establish rules and guidelines for managing data, such as how long to retain information, how to protect it and when to delete it.

    Why is this important? Retaining unnecessary data increases the risk of a data breach.

    Accountants leverage their financial expertise to demonstrate how reducing stored data can minimise risks while still retaining valuable information. For example, they might recommend deleting outdated payroll records or customer data that no longer serve a business purpose.

    Importantly, data policies also help organisations comply with privacy and data security regulations, which are becoming increasingly strict across Australia and New Zealand.

    Staying vigilent

    As cybercrime evolves, accountants must stay up to date. Interviewees recommended several ways to do this, including participating in training courses, forums and seminars.

    Courses on cybersecurity, programming and emerging technologies like artificial intelligence (AI) were highlighted as particularly valuable. These courses help accountants better understand how to manage systems, protect data and respond to new forms of cybercrime.

    In-house training tailored to accounting and finance teams is also crucial. Simulated cyberattacks – like phishing emails or fake invoice fraud – help accountants recognise and respond to threats in real-world scenarios.

    To remain effective in this changing landscape, accountants need to keep learning. By building their technical knowledge and participating in tailored training, they can continue to protect their organisations from the ever-evolving world of cyber threats.

  • It’s dandelion time

    “I never wrote a story in my life. What I did was, I would get an idea, and then I would put it on a piece of paper—a paragraph—so I wouldn’t lose it. And another idea would come, and I would write it down.” – Ray Bradbury

    Ray Bradbury up there with Isaac Asimov are two of my favourite science fiction writers of all time.

    They crafted worlds and stories way ahead of their time and the majority of sci-fi films play homage to their concepts.

    Ray was one of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers. He wrote fantasy, science fiction, horror while dipping his toes into mystery and realistic fiction.

    I’ve found myself on my 3rd reading of Dandelion Wine.

    It’s a poetic, semi-autobiographical novel set in the summer of 1928, following 12-year-old Douglas Spaulding in the fictional Green Town, Illinois (based on Bradbury’s hometown of Waukegan)

    If you’re looking for some profound realisations about your own mortality and time. I’d 100% recommend it.

    I’m a sucker for metaphors and his story is based on the preservation of memories and experiences of summer, bottling them up like the sweet golden wine Douglas’s grandfather makes from dandelion petals.

    The reason I dig on this one hard are some of the lessons I’ve pulled from it and I try incorporate it into my own work:

    Sensory Details and Atmosphere

    Each chapter is overloaded with descriptive and specific details about smells, sounds and textures. It’s that which immerses you in the story.

    The open scene describes the morning air as “a great freshness…like a clean bed”

    Writing from Memory

    The thing with trying to pull from memory is that we can’t get every single detail down, but it’s a springboard for ideas which we can build on and the beauty of writing from memory. You only need to write a few words and sentences and then all of the other details magically appear.
    They add an archetypal significance and it shows you can embellish the writing while mixing fiction and autobiography.

    Emotional Truth

    I’ve also found in his novel it prioritises emotional resonance over strict plot, while the characters and situations capture fundamental human experiences.

    It’s a very easy read because each chapter tickles your emotions a little and it just sends you on a journey.

    I’m hoping on this 3rd reading I’ll pick up some more insights that I can pull from. Check it out when you get the chance.

    Dadelion Wine by Ray Bradbury

    Stephen Walker

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  • Hawkanomics

    Haliey Welch aka Hawk Tuah aka spit on that thang girl is in some hot water.

    Now I don’t care much for crypto shenanigans and I can almost tell from this going out, that your eyes are rolling around the back of your skull – clanking about.

    But there be lessons in here and I’ll break it down…

    So quick little context add if you don’t know what’s up.

    Haliey went viral when a clip of hers found its way on youtube some months ago.

    She was asked “What is one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?”

    …and so her reply was “You gotta give em that hawk tuah and spit on that thang…”

    (I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that onomatopoeia is one of my favourite literary devices)

    Now that is the most wholesome description of a sex act I’ve ever heard and what can I say?

    She’s go the cute little accent to go with it too. Here’s a shortened version of the clip if you’re interested Hawk Tuah Clip

    Now she’s had way more than her 15 minutes of fame. It’s been roughly 7ish months. Her life has changed with the mass amounts of followers gained, interviews had and on top of that she’s even got her own podcast.

    It takes a turn for the worst though and when you have that type of influence thrown at you in such a quick time.

    That’s when the dark side of influencer economics gets put on full display.

    The main point of this is the parasocial bonds we can form with our favourite artists/actors and persons of high influence.

    We get that blind trust and throw ourselves deep into their world without fully understanding what can happen.

    Now I’m not saying that everything is bad but there’s always potential for it. This is where your own morals and ethics come into play.

    Plus you see this with any big fanbase. Swifties Vs Stans Vs Potterheads etc.

    Although the Cult of Hawk Tuah went wild when her meme-coin went live.

    The market cap hit $490 million, but within a few hours 90% of its value was lost.

    Now I’m not great at math but I can tell you that is a shit-show-omega-gigantic loss…

    People are pissed and some have had their lives ruined. Taking out second mortgages to finance this crypto coin.

    That whole crypto space is filled with shit like this, but usually it’s orchestrated over a long period of time.

    This has gone from “She’s cute and wholesome” to “She belongs in prison” real fast.

    Now is it her fault or her team’s fault. Was she puppeteered into doing this due to this rise in fame so fast? I really dunno.

    The final point to this little bit of drama is the type of bond you want with YOUR fans as a creative.

    As a writer I want people to tune in and consume my emails every day.
    I want them to become raving fans or get pissed off with me that they bail.
    I don’t want lukewarm fans. I want the die hard ones who stick around.
    I want them to be able to share their wins and losses with me so we can figure it out together.
    I want them buy my books/stories/warez when I share it with them.
    I want brutal feedback because that’s how we all learn and grow.
    I want them to look for my emails when the hit the spam box.

    I’m sure you’re getting what I mean.

    Die hard fans versus lukewarm fence sitter fans.

    And the only way you can do that is to treat then the way you want to be treated. You want to take out a little bit of time to reply to them when they do send you a message. You need show that you’re human just like them. You don’t want to abuse their trust like in Hailey Welch’s case.

    The world in its current state is a cold place. Everyone’s fighting a battle we can’t see and community is more important than ever.

    And if you want a little more context to the whole Hailey Welch drama. Coffeezilla dropped a little expose. He’s the internet detective for all types of online scams that these influencers throw out.

    Stephen Walker

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  • Seks, toys and salad…

    Sadly no drugs and no rock ‘n roll.

    Although as a ghostwriter I have “participated” in some of the weirdest markets out there.

    From adult toys, to niche gifts/vinyls that would get you cancelled, to what salad do you eat so that you have maximum energy.

    (I’m not a fan of salad tbh)

    Ghostwriters are the brains behind a “guru” figure, brand or small business and everything in between. We get paid a handsome fee…

    But the biggest down side is you don’t get your flowers. You’re forever in the shadows collecting the cash. Nobody will know that you’ve had your hand in a massive project.

    And so it is.

    I don’t regret it one minute and if I’m in a pinch I get that type of work easily.

    The celebrity life ain’t for me though, but I do want to own my words while either terrifying you with them or inspiring you with them.

    So with 2025 around the corner I’ve decided to become my own Publishing House.

    Traditional publishing sucks ass. Unless you’ve got a mega established audience like Stephen King. If you wrote a banger of a novel, it would get edited down to what they want.

    They will sanitise it. They will rip from it your very soul you’ve bound to it.

    I’m not about that life and I’m sure you’re not either…

    (So this whole publishing house thing, I’ll figure it out) and I’m going to be writing what I love, which is Sci-Fi / Horror and overall pulp styled dime novel content.

    Frank Gruber who wrote The Pulp Jungle was one of my inspirations.

    I know this year is nearly done and I’ll finish off this email with this;

    Mega thank you for those of you who have stuck around when “The Silly Goose Society” was a thing. It was short lived unfortunately (Cause guess that British law doesn’t realise that Parody and Satire law is a thing…) Anywho…

    And I’m glad you stick around and read about my day to day shenanigans.

    If I’ve made you laugh, cry or irrationally angry. Hit reply and tell me.

    Let’s make the last month of 2024 awesome.

    The Pulp Jungle – Frank Gruber (Archive dot org)

    Stephen Walker

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  • Sh*t or get off the pot (greatest hits)

    Today’s email is a remix of one of our all-time greatest hits, originally sent on June 24. Enjoy.

    Make your move or pass the ball.

    Speak up or sit down.

    ​Sht, or get off the damn pot. ​​ Those moments of lukewarm effort, of kinda doing the thing but really not… ​ The work hours spent flicking around social media instead of in deep, unbroken concentration on your most critical task… ​ The workouts half-assed, the sets stopped short of failure, the exercises skipped, the days missed… ​ The meditations spent lost in thought, sitting without practicing, never generating the diligent focus required for self-mastery… ​ The activities completed as checks on a to-do list, done just to say you did them, showing up without being fully present… ​ The time spent doing work you hate without also working towards doing work you love… ​ The years that pass by with no tangible results, no material progress, no dynamic movement towards your greater vision… ​ The hesitation, the indecision, the fapping and farting and taking it way too damn easy for no good reason other than fear, laziness, and that foggy, cloudy, not-sure-what-it-is that seems like it’s blocking you but evaporates the moment you take action… ​ ​…Those moments are the very building blocks your life is made of.​ ​ And when time all-too-quickly runs out, your life as you know it will be the end result of those moments: ​ The moments you either sat there doom-scrolling with your pants down around your ankles… ​ …Or put your phone down, put your boots on the ground, sht, and get off the damn pot.

    Happy Thursday.

    • T

      ​P.S. If you’re still hungry:

      ​These 8 rules for life pair nicely with today’s email.​

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  • Frostbitten balls and a zombie cop

    Yep, you guessed it.

    I got asked a gem of question by some weirdo on Twitter.

    “If you get caught out in a snow storm and you were wet through and had no option of drying off but you had to keep going. Do you reckon you’d get frostbite on your balls?”

    I am definitely not qualified to answer that question and please tell me if you are cause I wanna know.

    (Definitely not gonna google and research that till 4am…)

    The point here is that people are curious by nature.

    And I can tell you this. I have asked some really really weird and stupid questions, but it’s also for me it’s just entertaining to see people’s responses.

    I’m sure you’ve played that “Would you rather?”

    “Would you rather wipe your ass with coarse grit sandpaper or lick a cheese grater?”

    I’d rather lick a cheese grater to be honest.

    I mean that’s a tame question, but if you want to spice it up a little.

    Just jump on to reddit…

    So yeah. We’re curious by nature and as much as we might have a visceral reaction to something, we do enjoy a bit of a shock factor as well.

    That’s why after getting caught out in the cold today, piss wet through while grabbing a coffee…

    I’m going to be planting my rear in a hot bath and read some Zombie Cop from my boy Ben Settle.

    Everything Ben writes is dripping in curiosity and his shock factor is just chefs kiss

    Stephen Walker

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  • Your opening isn’t a gentle handshake

    I’ve just finished watching Saving Private Ryan again. Honestly still one of the greatest war films of all time…

    I’m still on the medical war-hound metaphor / analogy kick.

    So if you block or unsubscribe it’s cool. Casualty of war or whatever eh?

    Anyways, let’s get cracking…

    The one thing people forget about is how they’re going to suck someone in to their world.

    Why?

    There’s a constant fight for eyeballs on your work and what you do

    That’s why…

    So it brings me to THE HOOK (AKA THE OPENING)

    Your opening isn’t a gentle handshake, none of that floppy I can’t be arsed grips everyone gives.

    You need it to feel like someone is jumping up and down on your chest like a full compression to get that heart beating again.

    So you’d hit them with something like this;

    “Your business isn’t struggling. It’s having a fucking cardiac arrest. And while everyone else is suggesting chamomile tea, I’m bringing the paddles.”

    Why does it work?

    Because nobody browses WebMD when they’re bleeding out. They want the doctor who’s seen some shit.

    Plus browsing WebMD will ALWAYS give you the wrong info.

    When you’ve go their attention you slip THE EVIDENCE right in there.

    Although you don’t just show your scars, you need to show how you got them through all of the pain etc and how you made it out alive.

    “I’ve watched 537 businesses flatline from this exact wound. Want to know why I can spot it? Because I was patient zero. Here’s what cardiac arrest looks like in slow motion…”

    The Pattern:

    Show the battlefield ( The market )

    Count the bodies ( The problem )

    Reveal your dog tags (Your credentials and solution )

    THE SOLUTION (AKA THE COMBAT MANEUVER)

    No time for PowerPoints in a firefight. This is war.

    “Stop the revenue bleeding NOW: [Immediate Action Step]”

    “Stabilise your customer base HERE: [Tactical Move]”

    “Prevent future hemorrhaging INSTANTLY: [Strategic Plan]”

    CLARITY VS. CREATIVITY:

    Bad: “If gardens were a business, sometimes our dreams need careful pruning…”

    Better: “Your profit margins are bleeding out. Apply pressure here. NOW.”

    Best: “Here’s the tourniquet. Here’s where it goes. Pull hard. I’ll explain why while you do it.”

    WHY THIS WORKS:

    Your readers don’t need:

    Your clever metaphors (Although I do use them to teach)

    Your writing awards

    Your extensive research

    They need:

    The solution, delivered clearly. Right fucking now.

    When someone’s bleeding out, they don’t care about your style. They care about not dying.

    The emergency protocol (Aka template) will look like this:

    Identify the wound.

    Show the scar.

    Hand them the sutures.

    Guide their hands.

    Stop the bleeding.

    THEN tell the story.

    Here’s a final example for this point as someone who is currently writing a set of horror stories which will be turned into a novel or 10.

    This is the type of story or insight I might share into my world if I was getting people in.

    Three manuscripts. Eighteen rejection letters. The latest one sitting in my inbox like a death sentence.

    “While your concept is interesting, we don’t feel it’s quite right for our list.” The translation? Not scary enough to make anyone lose sleep.

    I remember the exact moment I realised I was writing ghost stories when I should’ve been performing an exorcism. It was 2 AM, reading Stephen King’s “Pet Sematary,” when my cat jumped onto my lap. I screamed so hard I spilled coffee all over my own lifeless manuscript. That’s when it hit me. My stories weren’t making anyone spill their coffee. I started dissecting my nightmares instead of my imagination. That recurring dream where my teeth don’t just fall out, they crawl back in while I’m sleeping? That went into Chapter One. The time I saw my reflection blink out of sync? That became Chapter Two. My protagonist stopped being a vessel for clever plot twists and became the thing readers fear becoming. She didn’t accidentally discover the monster. She realised she’s been one all along, wearing human skin like a borrowed coat.

    Every scene that didn’t raise my heart rate got cut. Every “spooky” description became visceral. The haunted house wasn’t just old. The walls warped and it breathed when nobody was watching. The shadows didn’t just move. They whispered your name. Now? That manuscript that used to collect rejection letters makes beta readers check their locks twice. One reader wrote: “I had to put it down at 2 AM because I couldn’t convince myself my bathroom mirror was safe.”

    The secret wasn’t writing horror because I loved it. It was writing horror because it terrified me first.

    And yes, I still check my reflection every morning, just to make sure it blinks when I do.

    Want to know what happened when I finally stopped trying to write the next best horror novel and started documenting what keeps me awake at 3 AM?

    That’s a story for another sleepless night and this is why you should follow me and grab my books.

    (Notice how we turned personal failure into psychological warfare?)

    So if you’re a writer who is sharing your journey with the world.

    YOUR story is just as important as the story you’re writing. You need to connect with people so they can connect with your work.

    If you get that part of the psychology down. You’ll have fans for life.

    I’m off to go pull some more ideas from Cashvertising…

    Stephen Walker

    I’m off to go pull some more ideas from Cashvertising…

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  • A nuclear guide to writing that sells itself

    I’ll be using Drew’s menacing ways…to illustrate a few more ways to think differently when it comes to writing for yourself to get your words seen and consumed by your fans.

    Most writers/artists are stuck in the literary friendzone because they’re treating their words like precious little snowflakes instead of the weapons they should be.

    The thing is, we don’t want to be stuck in survival mode. Your readers aren’t “looking for content” they’re bleeding out, searching for a tourniquet. Give them that, or watch them flatline.

    This isn’t your typical “write good content” bullshit sermon.

    Your readers are bleeding out and it feels like a battle zone for attention. They’re not casually browsing. They’re desperately searching for solutions while their problems are turning their lives into a slaughterhouse.

    Here’s a down and dirty autopsy of reader psychology:

    LEVEL 1: THE HEMORRHAGE

    They’re not just “having a problem.”

    They’re:

    Watching their business flatline

    Seeing their relationships rot from the inside out

    Watching their dreams die in real-time

    Drowning in a sea of mediocrity while their competition thrives…

    LEVEL 2: THE DESPERATION

    Every click, every scroll, every search is leaving a trail of blood. It’s chum in the waters.

    They’ve:

    Burned money on snake oil solutions

    Wasted years on “expert” advice that failed

    Lost faith in their own judgment

    Started believing they’re the problem

    LEVEL 3: THE TOURNIQUET OF TRUTH

    This is where you slip into their world, you’re a combat medic but with words, ideas and that perfect outcome.

    Your content needs to:

    Stop the Bleeding IMMEDIATELY

    Give them a quick win in the first paragraph

    Show them you’ve seen this wound before

    Provide instant, applicable triage

    Stabilise Their Condition

    Validate their pain without wallowing in it

    Map out the path to recovery

    Show proof of others who’ve survived

    Begin Emergency Treatment

    Deliver step-by-step survival protocols

    Provide field-tested solutions

    Give them tools they can use while still bleeding…

    Although this is getting a little long of a post, you’re still gonna need to go grab Ca$hvertising if you want to ground yourself in this concepts I’ll be drilling down on…

    Until tomorrow, you won’t want to miss the next instalment.

    Stephen Walker

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  • How To Survive Spiritual Crisis

    “What is to give light must endure burning.” – Victor Frankl

    In the game of human development, one of the clearest signs of progress is crisis.

    If it feels like your world is melting, everything you used to care about feels hollow, everything you used to believe now seems like kindergarten nonsense, and life itself feels empty and meaningless — lucky you:

    You’re on the right path.

    (how’s that for a Monday morning pick-me-up?)

    If that doesn’t make sense to you, ask yourself:

    ​How could it be any other way?
    ​​
    We’re born into the world with no idea who, what, or where we are…

    With nobody to teach us but a handful of others who just barely got here before we did.

    So we grow up believing what everyone else believes, chasing goals everyone else chases, thinking what everyone else thinks, and following the trail most-travelled, because, honestly — what else would we do?

    Nobody even tells us we have an option, because nobody knows options exist.

    And so our lives lock onto the well-grooved tracks of social conditioning, destined to coast smoothly from cradle to grave without so much as a bathroom break…

    …Until one day, a faint voice inside of us starts asking the question nobody thought to ask:

    ​”What in the fxck is going on here?”
    ​​
    That’s when crisis hits:

    When we finally begin asking deeper questions, demanding answers, and striking out into the great unknown to find them.

    As we hack and cut and bushwhack our own path, we drop old, shallow goals like empty baggage, in search of something higher.

    But those goals gave our lives a sense of meaning, and without them, our life — and life itself — feels meaningless.

    ​Empty.
    ​​
    But we continue to empty ourselves out, letting go of the beliefs and attachments that used to shape our world…

    …Until our world is empty of everything that was dumped on us before we were old enough to stop it.

    Our lives become a clean slate, a fresh canvas — an open space where we can finally create whatever is meaningful to us.

    ​That’s when our real life begins.
    ​​
    To those in crisis, I salute you.

    What you’re looking for — true, genuine, authentic meaning — exists.

    It exists.

    It is real, and the process you’re going through right now is the only way to find it.

    You must empty out before you can feel truly full.

    Godspeed.

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      ​I started writing on X.
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  • Like a fart in an elevator

    People can smell insincerity just like that.

    You NEED to build trust without coming across like a sleazy car salesman who bathes in cheap cologne.

    It reminds me of that scene from Matilda when Danny DeVito rolls back the odometer.

    We don’t need to do any of that shady shit to get our warez out there and make people fall in love with our stuff.

    So what we need to do is:

    Front-Load the Good Stuff

    Don’t make your readers dig through seventeen paragraphs of your life story to find the nugget of wisdom they came for. That’s like hiding bacon in a salad. Just give them the bacon first. (Immediate Gratification Bias…we’re all impatient bastards.)

    Off the back of that we can Show Our Battle Scars

    “I made six figures by following these simple steps!” Bullshit.

    Tell them about the time you ate ramen for three months straight and cried into your keyboard at 3 AM. Did I do that last night? I don’t know. You tell me…

    (Social Proof + Vulnerability Effect = Trust Goldmine)

    Sometimes you need to just give them a truth sandwich, so layer it like this:

    Painful truth they know + Solution they need + Another painful truth they suspect…

    (Confirmation Bias + Loss Aversion = Reader nodding so hard their neck hurts)

    It’ll be better if I give you an example:

    Bad: “Learn to write better!”

    Better: “Your first draft probably sucks donkey balls. Mine did too. Here’s how to fix it, but warning…it’s gonna hurt like hell, and you’ll hate me for a while.”

    Remember the Reciprocity Principle? Give value first, ask for nothing, then watch as readers stick to you like lint on a black sweater.

    Want to know more about specific psychological triggers that make readers trust you faster than their own mother?

    (See what I did there? That’s the Curiosity Gap principle)

    One of my favourite books on the psychology of selling which can be applied to our art is Ca$hvertising by Drew Eric Whitman

    If you’re not re-reading that book at least once every 3 months. You should start right now.

    Stephen Walker

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  • Drive it like you stole it.

    I’m not saying we should commit grand theft auto

    Although it would be cool if we didn’t have worldly responsibilities to stick to.

    Listen, I’m talking about your writing, not your neighbour’s Prius (though Mrs. Henderson really should stop parking in your spot.)

    This is one of the truths a writing mentor of mine tried to spearhead into my frontal lobe.

    I’ll paraphrase it cause I always like to spice things up. After all, that’s what writers do.

    Most writers treat their work like a delicate orchid when it should be treated like a rabid wolverine. You need to let that beast loose and watch it tear through your self-imposed limitations.

    There’s this odd tier list that I’ll use as an example to illustrate it…

    Tier 1: “I write stories about people dealing with life.”

    (Yawn. That’s like saying you breathe oxygen for fun.)

    Tier 2: “I write about people who set their lives on fire just to feel the warmth.”

    (Now we’re cooking with gas.)

    Tier 3: “I write about people who torch their entire existence, dance in the ashes, and build monuments to their own destruction using the bones of their former selves.”

    (Holy shit, pass the fire extinguisher.)

    See the difference? Each level pushes further, digs deeper, bleeds more truth onto the page. Writing safe is like using a flamethrower to light a birthday candle. You’re missing the whole damn point.

    Will you offend people? Fuck yes.

    Will some readers clutch their pearls and write strongly worded emails? Count on it.

    That’s the secret though: Those same pearl-clutchers will keep reading because you’re giving them something real, something raw, something that makes their safe little world tilt on its axis.

    I’ve always said that a story that offends no one probably moves no one either.

    I’m heavily inspired by the pulp novels from the 20s 30s etc.

    The Pulp Jungle by Frank Gruber will get you thinking right. I’ve seen it on Amazon for for a few hundred bucks. eBay though, maybe 30 or 40.

    Stephen Walker

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  • Cult-ivation 101

    I’m not gonna make you jump some hoops like you’re donning a robe.

    I mean robes cool and all that but personally I prefer comfort.

    Sweat pants and a shirt are my go to get up.

    Anywho.

    As creatives we are all doing the same thing in one way or the other.

    Whether we’re writing books and stories, making music or sharing our drawings and paintings with the world.

    There’s nothing unique about it and if you look at it from that point of view. It might even be considered sad.

    But the world needs us. Humans need that creativity to connect and feel for lack of a better phrasing;

    …Human.

    So when everyone is doing the THING it ends up being the whole Signal V Noise and a lot of the time it’s all noise.

    Signal is your unique sauce. It’s what you add to that meal you’re making that gives it the kick.

    And in the creative world, what I liken to personality.

    You need to be cultivating your personality and it’s easier than you think.

    You need to share your unique ideas, your hobbies etc.

    So you need to sit down and defining your unique voice that ties you to your work and makes you stand out…

    And I’ll use my writing and my world as an example:

    I’m always sharing my writing process and creative journey.
    I try to develop a consistent tone of writing between serious and simple with humour thrown in the mix.

    I share incredibly specific topics/themes I’m passionate about beyond just writing.

    I mean I can talk about writing all day, but I always throw in glimpses of psychology and human behaviour that is sprinkled in with my marketing and sales background.

    I’m the typical book nerd.

    So I’ll write about my favourite authors and books and take what I’ve learnt and share it in my unique way.

    I spend a lot of time outdoors, hiking and just being out in the wild.

    I also like to troll people who have politics as their whole personality on Twitter.

    It’s a mixture of education and entertainment and that’s just the way it should be.

    Another little thing I’m starting to do more of is base my work and writing around creating;

    what I call Content Pillars which are basically things that anchor me to my work…

    Which are basically behind-the-scenes glimpses of my writing life.

    Which include writing tips and craft discussions, personal experiences that shaped my stories and ideas, commentary on books/media in my genre and field of expertise and even snippets of my work-in-progress.

    So take what you want from this and adapt it to whatever it is that you’re doing.

    Future-creative-you will thank you for it and before you know it. You’ll have more people knocking at your metaphorical door wanting what you offer.

    Stephen Walker

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  • Precision Thinking Closes At Midnight

    “The energy of the mind is the essence of life.” – Aristotle

    It’s almost time:


    ​Precision Thinking Closes At Midnight


    You’ve heard me say this all week, and I’ll say it again now for emphasis:


    In 14 years of teaching, I consider Precision Thinking the single most important course I’ve ever taught.


    Thinking is not a skill we’re born with, and it’s not a skill we learn in school.


    ​But it is a skill that can be learned, and mastered.

    And in the modern world, there is no skill more critical — more mandatory — to master than the skill of clear, accurate, precise thinking.


    Our career, business, and financial success depend entirely on our ability to think…


    (business is a game that is played with the mind; our earning potential is determined by the quality of our thinking)


    Our speaking and communication is a direct expression of our thinking…


    (which means the strength of our personality, charisma, and influence depends on how well we think)


    Even our attractiveness is signalled by our intelligence, and our intelligence is a direct reflection of our ability to think…


    (which means the quality of our romantic relationships, and ultimately our life partner depends on the quality of our thinking)


    As the Buddha famously said:


    ​With your thoughts you create your world.


    There is nothing our thinking doesn’t touch, which means there is, arguably, nothing more important than mastering our ability to think.


    And in Precision Thinking, that’s exactly what we’re going to do.


    ​Here’s where you can join us before the doors close at midnight tonight.​

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    ​P.S. This was fun 🙂


    Thinking is one of my favorite topics to teach, and without you — curious, open-minded, mastery-committed students like you — I have nobody to teach it to.


    So thank you.


    Whether or not you join the full course today, I hope this series has sparked insights that will bring benefit to your life for a long time to come.

    More fun below, just ’cause…

    “Being a not-smart thinker is much better than being a smart non-thinker.” – Jed McKenna

    “Your entire life runs on the software in your head – why wouldn’t you obsess over optimizing it? … And yet, not only do most of us not obsess over our own software, most of us don’t even understand our own software, how it works, or why it works that way.” – Tim Urban, Wait but Why

    “As one man said, “I got a pretty good education. It took me years to get over it..” – Anthony de Mello

    “The dangers of not thinking clearly are much greater now than ever before. It’s not that there’s something new in our way of thinking — it’s that credulous and confused thinking can be much more lethal in ways it was never before.” – Carl Sagan

    “Trust no one, not even yourself.” – Elon Musk

    “Your first thought is what everyone else thinks. Your best thought comes after you’ve thought long enough to forget what everyone thinks.” – Shane Parrish

    “There is only one cause of unhappiness, the false beliefs in your head.” – Anthony de Mello

    “Be careful with what you know. That’s where your troubles begin.” – 3 Body Problem

    “It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.” – Charlie Munger

    “We suffer more in our mind than in reality.” – Seneca

    “The difference between good and exceptional isn’t hours worked – it’s the depth of thought applied to the right problems.” – Shane Parrish

    “The mind acts like an enemy for those who don’t control it” – Bhagavad Gita

    “Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.” – Carl Jung

    “The most profound experiences arise from questioning the obvious.” – Peter Ralston

    “To say to authority “I’m dumb please think for me” is like saying “I’m thirsty please drink for me.” – Anthony de Mello

    “Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.” -Bertrand Russell

    “To find yourself, think for yourself.” – Socrates

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  • Cloudy, with a chance of mayhem

    It’s not every day that I watch a series and my eyeballs are glued to the screen, not wanting to miss a beat.

    But I’m the type of nerd who will sit and break down what makes an episode of a show, a movie or even a few sentences in a book stand out like a freshly amputated thumb. Bloody gore and all.

    But in ol’ nerd-fashion I reveal all these little juicy psychological triggers and overall story concepts that suck us in…

    All while trying to figure out how to use it to make us write better and sell more of our own warez.

    It’s no secret that I’m a fan of Stephen King.

    I mean… We share the same name. So it must count for something.

    The thing is. I stumbled across a crime novel he wrote and it’s good. I mean real good.

    It’s by his own admission his first hard-boiled detective novel.

    Now I didn’t find it googling. I found it on amazon prime cause low and behold.

    It’s a damn series.

    I watched the first episode and all I can say is that it is pure mayhem.

    I’ve picked up the book though so far. It doesn’t disappoint.

    The style of writing is way different than King’s usual work.

    And in that vein, the message or lesson would be. Don’t be afraid to experiment.

    Writing doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be done.

    Whether it’s an email or a tweet or you’re sending a friend a snippet of your life via text.

    Mix it up. Write it a different way. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

    And if you want to get whisked away by some weird and wonderful prose. Mr Mercedes will do it.

    Stephen Walker

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  • 5 Ways To Think Better

    “Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.” – Carl Jung

    Before Precision Thinking closes tomorrow, I want to share a few of my favorite mental models:


    Simple principles that will guide your thinking to deeper clarity, accuracy, and creative power.


    Let’s begin.


    ​1. Don’t believe your mind.

    “Trust no one, not even yourself.” – Elon Musk

    The ultimate, never-to-be-forgotten rule of thinking:

    Our mind lies.

    Whenever you feel certain, sure of yourself, or locked in your point of view, ask the magic question:

    Why is this not true?

    Our thoughts are not facts, and certainty is the death of thinking.

    Everything must be questioned, especially your own mind.

    1. Break it into parts.

    “The difference between good and exceptional isn’t hours worked – it’s the depth of thought applied to the right problems.” – Shane Parrish


    There are two steps to thinking:

    Deconstruct
    Reconstruct


    First, break the problem, question, or situation down into it’s components.


    Next, break the solution down into clear steps.


    Then, get to work.


    No problem is too big to solve when broken down into enough parts.

    1. Never think emotionally.

    “Fear weaponizes your imagination against you.” – Jed McKenna

    Emotion clouds judgement like rain clouds a windshield.

    Always let the storm pass before you decide what to do about it.

    1. Seek simplicity.

    “Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” – Steve Jobs

    Beware of complicated answers and extreme points of view.

    The simplest answer is usually the right one.

    1. Spot the problems.

    “It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.” – Charlie Munger

    Our mind evolved to look for threats in our environment, which means we are better at finding problems than solutions.

    That’s not a bug in the system, it’s a feature — and you can take advantage of it by asking:

    How could this be wrong?

    Why might our plan fail?

    What dangers might be waiting for us up ahead?

    Spotting problems in advance is the only way to protect yourself from them.

    Plus:

    Within every problem there is a solution — once you spot the problem, flip it upside down and the solution appears.

    Powerful.

    1. BONUS: Think in writing.

    Fundamentally, thinking is asking and answering questions.

    Doing this in writing — on the page (or computer screen), where you can see it in front of you — is exponentially easier than doing it in your head.

    The process is simple:

    Write the question
    Answer it

    Repeat often.

    Okay, that’s all for now.

    Much, much more inside Precision Thinking, available until tomorrow at midnight.

    ​Here’s where you can join us before the doors close.

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      ​P.S. Okay, one more:

    1. Keep thinking.

      ​”It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” – Albert Einstein
      ​​
      Your first answer is rarely your best answer.

      To find gold, you gotta dig for it.


    Alright, now I’m done 🙂

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