There’s a MOUNTAIN OF CHEESE currently occupying my refrigerator like some kind of cultured terrorist organisation.
The thing about cheese is, It’s like story ideas…
You can never have too many, and some of them get better with age. Currently, my fridge looks like a French cheese shop had a torrid affair with a Wisconsin dairy farm, and their offspring has staged a coup.
The cycle is eternal:
Buy Christmas cheese
Eat Christmas cheese
Buy more cheese because you're running low on Christmas cheese
Find forgotten Christmas cheese behind newer cheese
Repeat until the heat death of the universeIt’s the circle of life, if life was made entirely of dairy products and poor impulse control.
So while there’s still festivities about. I’m just trying my best to not get sucked into a lactose induced coma.
But it’s going to be a day of Christmas movies, again.
Also, tell me about your Christmas. What was good, bad and all the things in between. Did YOU have a enough cheese?
Hit reply. Don’t be shy.
Stephen Walker
P.S. Yes, I wrote this without pants while eating Brie at 3 AM.
P.P.S. The squirrels watching through my window are judging my cheese-to-human ratio. JUDGE AWAY, RODENTS.
P.P.P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be building a fortress of Gouda and regret
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